Tuesday, 21 February 2012
50/50
Thursday, 29 December 2011
Return imminent...
'DESTINATION?' the flight officer shouted over the roaring engines.
'Dal' Nashh responded slowly, squinting his eyes.
'WHAT?'
'DAL! you fucking prick'
'DAL HEIMATAR?'
Nashh simply nodded.
'HOP ON!'
Nashh made his way up the ramp without looking back once...
Tuesday, 13 December 2011
Updatez Pleaz? 3/3 Beaute
Fuck! Whartup bitchez!
Nashh is that you?
Yahar howz it going huh?
Yes well, all in all it's pretty good. We could do with some more bodies here, this hole is providing more we can handle at the moment.
Roger roger...
Er... Yeah so I have taken over loot payouts for the moment, I hope that's ok with you?
Yarz, fuckit...
Right, it's just that the guys where needing some iskies you know? Sorry man but it has been a while huh?
Fuckits man whatever, yer know...
You ok Nashh?
Fucking awesomez, great!
Right, good to hear. I have used some of the Corp funds to provide subs for as long as I could but our take is more than I could payout from our reserves. Jita and Amarr markets have been kind and just over eleven billion has been payed out for the last few weeks.
Fark... (burp)
Yeah I know good stuff huh!? I have taken the liberty to promote a few of our more loyal pilots and Dragon has been given full Director rights.
Ugh... Yarz...
It was easier that way with moving the POS and all. Anyway all is well, let me send you some graphs and figures to illustrate our progress here... Nashh?
...
You there Nashh?
...
Monday, 12 December 2011
Updatez pleaz? 2/3 Acute
Nashh?
Hey man...
Hey, hows it going?
Great man, just great...
Good to hear. Just to let you we got everything under control here, all is well.
Great. Just great...
So... Would you like me to mail you some reports?
Nah man, youzz have tings good and stuff huh?
Er... Yeah, you ok?
Yep yeps...
Ok good. So what can I do for yah boss?
Nothings, mjust wringing...
Right, gotcha.
Yearp...
So anything specific you are ringing for?
Nawr nah...
Right well if there isn't anything else?
Nopes... Howz the warz going brother? You boyz rippin it up huh? Like yer know like killin stuff right ha!
Are you drunk?
Just great man, cool stuff huh...
Nashh?
Yar... Yar...
Right, well, I guess I had better get on with some stuff here then ok?
Yar, stuffs and tings huh...
Yeah, yeah stuff and things. You take care now you hear?
...
Nashh? Nashh?
...
Sunday, 11 December 2011
Updatez pleaz? 1/3 Anabaric
Yeah who is this?
Who do you think fuckhead? Hello? Ana? Ana!?
Nashh redialed.
Ana?
Yeah?
It's me, Nashh.
Nashh who?
Stop dicking around you penis, I need a favour.
Ah Nashh sorry man... Didn't recognize your voice. How's it going?
Yeah fine fine, listen...
Nashh paused a moment for Officer Anabaric to finish his chuckle.
You done yet?
Yeah yeah sorry, whattup?
I need you to arrange some new boats for me, get a pen and paper.
Er..
Shuttup and pencil this down, Worm, Moa, Machariel, Tornado, Dramiel, get me two of those actually, I need a full set of Crystals, some pills, blue of course, you still with me?
Er yeah but...
Shuttit, also get me five destroyers, Tengu hulls, two will do, I have the subs, pith shield boosters, two medium, two smalls, one hundred cap charges...
Nashh? Anabaric interrupted.
Yeah what?
You coming back?
Yeah I think so, soon hopefully...
It's just that...
What?
Well we are on holiday, you know.
What?
Remember holiday in null?
Well, get Acute to get that stuff ready then.
Dude, Acute is up here with me, have you not...
For fuck sake brother, pass me over to Cyber I'll get him to sort it out then, Jesus...
Er, Nashh, Cyber left, remember?
I... Right...
You ok boss?
Yeah...
You sound a bit stressed. Hows your little break? I hear the girls are pretty hot there?
Yeah... Flaming hot.
Cool cool, so you have a date for your return yet?
No...
You sure you ok? You don't sound ok...
I... I gotta go...
Right, so what about that stuff?
...
Nashh?
...
Tuesday, 6 December 2011
'The Flaming Diva'

Nashh stood over the strangled remains of the young girl, she was barely 18. A drop of blood slowly started to trickle from her nose. Ariana, her name was, or so she said.
More frequently Nashh found himself getting into fights and sleeping with prostitutes or willing, naive young girls. He always had a tendency for violence when drunk or drugged but space combat relieved a lot of his inner anger. Planet-side-life simply wasn't something he fitted in with.
The girl had done him no wrong. She had in fact been very pleasurable and fulfilled most of his desires.
Ariana certainly wasn't his first kill, not even the first female but she was by far the most beautiful.
Slowly he gathered his belongings that were spread across the floor. From the back-right pocket of his jeans he pulled a small hip-flask, he swigged from the containing spirit within before covering the girl and the bed with what remained.
'Sorry' he mumbled, he meant it.
From the inside of his jacket he produced a pack of matches. He had picked them up from the same place he picked Ariana up from; 'The Flaming Diva''.
He smiled.
How fitting, he thought as he struck a few matches and lit up the bed...
Friday, 2 December 2011
There is always that last one...
Sunday, 22 May 2011
Departing; chapter 6/7
‘Well, the Corp expenses so far rack up to 14.2 billion’.
‘And the income?’
‘Four billion in the last 9 weeks, great potential I would say...’
‘That's it?’
‘Well in liquid isk yeah, but there is 2.5 billion in Corp assets and we have gained another pilot worth 4, don’t forget’.
Nashh Kadavr looked over at the new recruit, Moo Moocow, ‘you’d better earn your keep boy’.
‘There is a small gap that needs filling though and soon’. ‘Outstanding bills that are becoming urgent are about 2.8 billion, some other bills I can push back until a later date’. ‘May I recommend looking at your personal assets?’
‘No, my hangars in Iges and Evati are to remain untouched, sell whatever else I have but do not touch those’.
Nashh fell silent for a moment, just the thought of selling the ships and modules he collected over the years made him quiver. At its peak the Evati hangar had resembled Jita in the sheer quantity of goods.
‘I know just the man though’.’ I'll be back in a few days, Moo? You are coming with me...’
-=o0o=-
Nashh had met Cyber Ten on a few previous occasions, but those were vague, distant memories.
Cyber certainly never appeared to be shy on cash. On various drink and drug fuelled parties he would throw isk around as easy as buying someone a drink.
It wasn't hard to find him.
The Huffin Club was owned by Cyber, the clientele eclectic; different races and classes. But all were there for the same reason, cheap beer and topless staff.
Moo was ordered to remain in the bar area as Nashh requested to see the owner.
After passing several security checks Nashh was led to the office in the basement.
‘Nashh!’ Cyber smiled in a overfriendly manner, his eyes where wide open and watery.
The office was small; it just about fitted a small basic desk, a cupboard and an old worn leather sofa. It smelt of old beer and stale smoke.
Three small screens showed area's in the club above. One showed the dance floor, one the ladies toilets and the third overlooked the bar. Moo appeared to be enjoying some of the local beers.
The desk was surprisingly tidy compared to the rest of the room. On the middle of the desk was a large shiny platter with what can only be described as a heap of a light blue powder, some had been separated and shaped into lines.
‘Cyber?’ The guard asked from behind Nashh Kadavr.
‘Yes, you may go thanks’. Cyber dismissed the guard with his left hand whilst pinching the bridge of his nose with his right. He looked anoyed.
The guard closed the door behind himself.
‘Nashh my old friend, what can I do for you? Would you like a drink? A line?’ Cyber raised his eyebrows and used both hands to illustrated the platter in front of him.
‘Money, no and no, I am on a detox, thanks anyway’.
Cyber seemed to replay the last minute again in his head.
‘How much and for how long?’ His smile disappeared, his expression now more serious.
‘I need 3 billion for a 6 week term’, Nashh Kadavr replied calmly, as if he just asked for a bag of peanuts.
Cyber Ten sat back in his chair before opening the top drawer of the desk. From it he removed a cigar and a box of matches.
‘Six weeks huh?’ Cyber spoke slowly now; ‘the interest will be 17.5%’.
The striking and lighting of the match seemed to echo in the room. A thick cloud of cigar smoke separated the two men.
As the initial smoke dissipated and Cyber re-appeared, he had shifted forward and smiled a big smile; his watery eyes twinkled in the dim lighting.
‘You have six weeks, don't be late, don't underpay, or the boy loses his head’, the grinning loanshark nodded in the direction of the security screens.
Nashh didn't need explaining who, what or when. The security camera viewing the bar showed Moo being led away by Cyber’s henchmen.
‘Agreed...’ Nashh Kadavr nodded, ‘no problem’.
Cyber sat back in his worn office chair and smiled.
‘I'll let myself out’.
Closing the door behind him, Nashh felt weak at the knees.
'Shit…'
Thursday, 19 May 2011
Departing; chapter 5/7
‘Yeah what?’ Nashh grumbled.
‘Dominix on scan sir’.
‘Yeah I know’, continue’.
‘Check ...’
‘I can read the fucking scanner, shut up! There ain't no probes out, relax’.
‘Yessir...’
Rage missiles spuwed forth from the Tengus launchers, much faster and with greater accuracy than any other missile boat could ever possibly achieve.
Suddenly alarm bells flared up.
‘Warp to safe 1’, Nashh commanded calmly.
Aura's cold response spelled certain doom, and he knew it;
'You are unable to warp as external factors are interfering with your warpdrive'.
A Proteus had de-cloaked a mere 100 meters starboard.
‘Hail the captain of the Proteus, offer to pay any ransom’.
‘No response sir’.
A Dominix and an Armageddon exited a warp tunnel not far out. This was not looking good.
The Proteus emptied the capacitor faster than boosters could refill.
Within seconds the 3.5 billion vessel burst into a large plume of smoke. Wreckage and shrapnel propelled outwards into the blackness.
Nashh remained calm and instructed for his pod to escape, repeatedly.
With the overview turning red once more, he streched out, touching the inside of his pod with the palms of his hands...
...wishing he didn't have a billion worth of implants in his head.
He screamed a silent scream.
-=o0o=-
Within 24 hours of the incident Morrigan was on her way back from Amarr. A complete new Tengu fitting in the corporate hangar array of her Orca.
One jump out from the wormhole-entrance her scout warned of a Buzzard camping on the inside of the hole.
‘Nashh? Your call’.
Nashh kadavr stood on the bridge of the Amarr large tower, looking out into the cold darkness.
‘Proceed’.
‘Yessir’.
A moment of silence past…
‘Fuck, He's got a ninja-point, I am scrambled’. Dirty sounded calm and composed; ‘attempting to re-approach the hole’.
‘Incoming; Drake,Cane, Hound, Rapier..’
‘I am not going to make it’.
The signal crackled then went silent.
Nashh leaned up against the large glass panes with his forehead. ‘Why?’ He muttered to himself.
‘Sir?’
It was Aether Astaios, Morrigans assistant.
‘Yes Aether? This is not the best time’.
‘Sorry sir, it's just that I have repeated payment request for our new pilot’. ‘They want payment within 24 hours or Moo is transferred to a different buyer’.
‘Thank you Aether’.
‘I would like to be alone for a minute...’
Monday, 9 May 2011
Departing; chapter 2/7
Venom kneeled by his side, gently stroking his head.
"Coffee?"
She jumped up, pistol drawn. The voice had come from the kitchen area. Venom recognised the voice, it was the same as the call she had received about an hour earlier.
"Black, two sugars." she replied, holstering her weapon.
Out of the shade Morrigan appeared with two steaming mugs. She was dressed in black from top to bottom; a skin-tight leather suit. Knee-high boots with tall heels elevated her 2 inches higher. Venom understood now why Nashh had spent so much time with this girl, and wouldn't mind to do so herself.
"There is no sugar so just black then?" she extended Venom one of the mugs.
Venom smiled, "I am surprised there is even coffee in this place".
Morrigan’s real name was Dirty Hands, clearly a joke when her name was registered. It suited her in many ways however; running errands for Nashh would frequently leave her with dirty hands. Morrigan was the name she used when introducing herself.
'I am glad you could come at such short notice, he wouldn't even listen to me anymore. I knew he would to you...'
'No worries, thanks for calling'. ‘Just in time too, he shot the tender’. Venom paused to sip from her mug. ‘I suggest he leaves station as soon as he is able’.
There is something else, Morrigan started. I am not sure where to start; Nashh is in some trouble, and possibly getting himself into some more.
‘Nashh is always in trouble’, Venom Orchid smiled, ‘don't worry, he'll sort it out or buy his way out’.
‘That is the problem you see, Nashh is in no position to buy his way out anymore, the isk is gone’.
Venoms eyes widened. She looked from Nashh to morrigan,’15 billion isk? How?’
‘Not sure yet, I am still going through all transactions he has made over the last 6 months’. ‘It looks like he has given away at least one third of his previous fortune, and there is a lot of officer equipment registered in his name’.
‘Ok’, venom scratched her head, ‘so he is broke’. ‘That isn't really the end of the world is it?’
‘No it isn't, I may be able to liquidate some assets for him to get him a decent capital again’. ‘My worries are his own plans on making isk’.
Morrigan sipped the last of her drink and put the mug on the glass table. She used a small grey remote to turn on the wall projector.
Schematics, figures and financial data flashed up.
Venom was unclear what exactly she was looking at; it looked like a stock-take or an inventory check of some sort.
"What’s this?" she shrugged.
‘It's a full inventory check of the Bastard hangars, both here and back in Evati’.
Venom looked back from the screen to Morrigan, not sure what to say.
‘Nashh has accidentally been given full access to all the corps assets’, Morrigan explained.
‘He would never...’ Venom started, ‘but ... why have all these ships and modules got values noted next to them?’
Morrigan didn't reply. She didn't have too.
‘He is going to rob the Bastards?’ Venom Orchid paused, ‘how much is it worth?’
‘Just over 8 billion so far but valuation isn't completed just yet’. ‘He hasn't got access to any liquid assets but the rest...’ Morrigan nodded in the direction of the screen.
Both vixens fell silent and stared at the heaped body on the sofa.
'Flash is gonna kill him'.
'I know' Morrigan responded.
'I mean, really kill him...'
'I know' Morrigan repeated.
Thursday, 28 April 2011
Departing; chapter 1/7
There were only a few revellers left in the venue, granted it wasnt the busiest time of day but still.Venom held at the entrance and as she looked around she spotted him at the bar.
Slowly she started to make her way over when she noticed there was no music playing. Strange.
He was drunk, no question about it. Two half empty bottles of red wine sat on the bar-top, neatly lined up with an empty beer bottle, two wineglasses, a shot glass and an empty spirit bottle. It wasnt immediatly apperant what the spirit was as the label had been carufully peeled off, but knowing him it was rum.
Venom pulled up a barstool and sat down next to Nashh. She peered over the bar saw a body on the serving side, lying in a pool of blood. There was a distinct smell of burned hair.
'How many hours have you been here Nashh?
''Two days...' Nashh croaked.
'I see', Venom paused, 'I thought you stopped drinking? and drugs for that matter' she said as she regarded the neatly line up glasses and bottles. 'In fact', she continued, 'I thought you stopped smoking?' nodding in the direction of an overflowing ashtray.
'Yeah, I did' Nashh spoke with a croaky voice. He slowly turned sideways before lighting another cigarette. He inhaled deeply before blowing a large plume of grey smoke in her direction.
His eyes were glazed over, pupils dilated, bloodshot and the little 'white' that was visible looked almost grey.
'O dear... look at the state of you'. Venom Orchid looked over at the body on the floor, 'and him?
''He wouldnt give me what I wanted' Nashh Kadavr slurred.
'Well I guess security is on its way then' Venom looked around, 'time to go?'
Nashh sighed deeply, 'yeah, probably a good idea...'
Tuesday, 14 December 2010
Fiction; Venom's Bite
After nagging long enough my dear friend Venom Orchid has written a little story for me. Hopefully this wont be the last and maybe, just maybe we will work together on some more fiction!
This story is set about 1.5 years ago, just before I joined the Bastards, just before my CDM with Venom Orchid.
Enjoy!;
-=o0o=-
Life has become predictable in our little pocket of space. For over a year the Hellcats have lived with the Bastards in Evati, all but picking the bones clean off anyone thinking of entering our space. We own this area, even if we don’t want to claim it. We are pirates, we don’t settle down in front of nice cozy fires. We settle down with bottles of booze and other people’s belongings.
“Mynx, I’m bored.”
“Knock it off kid or I’ll kick it out of you, you know I hate that talk. You make your life as you will.” Mynx, as the Hellcats stern leader, had a booming emphatic voice when she needed to get a point across.
“Come on luv, don’t take that tone with me, you know what I’m talking about.” Being a new Director, I was starting to feel greater concern for the girls in our corp.
“Yea, I do, it’s been coming for a while.”
“It has and it hurts to think about it but we need to spread our wings or risk losing ourselves.” For some time we had been discussing if we should leave our brothers, The Bastards, and make a solo name for ourselves in another system.
I thought to myself, what if we break off from the Bastards and that kills us, stay and die or leave and die....fuck.
Mynx motioned for the bar owner to send us another bottle of red wine we donated to his cause, having earlier lifted it from a transport ship coming into Evati. He sold it and made a profit, so long as we were given as much as we wanted on the house. We drank most of what we brought him.
As Mynx was pouring the red gurgling liquid into our glasses, someone caught my attention as they entered the bar. My gaze was locked as Mynx looked up and back to see what I was looking at.
“Who’s that?” Mynx mused with a wry smile.
“Fuck, that pilot won’t leave me alone, everywhere I go, he shows up.”
“What do you mean,” Mynx asked, “He’s hot as hell.”
“No, he’s not bugging me for sex like the rest of the slags in this place. He wants to fight me. He showed up in system a few days ago and started hunting me, of course, I hunted back but when I found him, he didn’t fire on me. He hailed me and made me an offer, something about me being known, and he wants a fight, a quest he is on or something, its bullshit, I don’t trust him.”
“Uh huh, and why are you staring at him if he’s so bad?”
“I’m what?’ My face turned three times redder than my tribal tattoo's on my face.
“Ha! I knew it, why don’t you just fuck him instead, you know it’s what you’d rather do.”
“Fuck you Mynx.”
While she and I were arguing I took my eyes of him for a second, enough time for him to slither up to us at the bar.
“Ladies...,” Nashh said with a grin.
You have got to be kidding me, why the fuck can’t you leave me alone?
“Nashh, this is my boss Mynxee, have you met?”
“No, I have not had the pleasure, but I hope to soon.”
Myx’s eyes rolled in her head, being Hellcats and women we have to fight off this shit daily. Instead of answering she got up from the bar and swayed away from us, both of us watching her as she left.
“You two must have an interesting relationship,” Nashh mused.
“Fuck off, what she and I have is none of your concern. You still following me around?”
“Come on Venom, just one fight, with rules you can live with.”
Nashh grabbed our bottle and poured more red wine into my glass, looking up, he flashed me a smile.
“Damn it, fine, Rifters with a point; I don’t want your skinny ass getting away from me.”
Shit, did I just say ‘skinny ass getting away from me’? Get a grip Venom, he’s a guy, remember.
Again I blush and Nashh notices. He sits back on the barstool, and I can see he’s full of inked skin and a toned chest. It’s no secret that I prefer women to men sexually. In flight, I would rather be with men, save Mynx and a few other Hellcats. So, why am I suddenly attracted to this guy?
Fuck, fuck, fuck; enough.
“Tomorrow, come find me, and we can have your little fight.”
Nashh looks at me squarely, “What, you’re leaving so soon, I thought we were starting to have fun?”
“Piss off, this room is full of prostitutes, and I’m not one of em.”
Tuesday, 23 November 2010
Fiction; Congrats Hermit
The rowdy bunch had gathered in the old cargo container they had made into their impromptu office and meeting room. It was located at the far end of hangar B-6. Loud talking about nothing much at all was the order of the day, pirates swapping tall tales in response to even taller tales of daring do’. Nothing unusual in this part of low sec space and certainly not for this crowd.
‘Atten-shun!’ Viginti shouted over the loud hubbub; making some Bastards chuckle as Vig was almost like an Uncle to everyone here. Though one would add it was of the cuddly Uncle-with-the-shotgun hidden under the sofa, type of uncle. Everyone went quiet so as to listen to what their CEO, Flashfresh, had to say.
“Thank you Viginti”, Flash nodded for Viginti to take a seat. “I’ll keep this short and sweet. As most of you will have noticed Raelyf has been less active over the months gone by and this morning he regrettably resigned as a Bastards’ Director”.
There was a silence in the room. Glances were exchanged between some of the pirates.
Flash continued, slowly taking in the assembled pirates around the room. “Raelyf is not leaving, Raelyf is not dead, Raelyf will be back. Raelyf is doing something that hasn’t been witnessed for a long time in any profession certainly not ours: he is relinquishing some power. He has observed each and every one of you and he made the decision for Hermit to take his position. He submitted the nomination to me this morning and I support this decision, in full”.
A buzz sounded around the room as Bastards whispered to each other and some began clapping. Two of the camera drones, hovering bumped into each other with a clang. Flash raised both hands, silencing the room before he continued.
“I am sure you will all agree that Hermit is an excellent choice: he is active, leads by example, is well liked and has the right pirating spirit! Now please join me and raise your glasses in celebration of Hermits promotion!” Flashfresh smiled his big smile.
The Bastards stood up from their seats, cheering and clapping.
“Woot! Yeah! Good work!” Jman shouted. Persephone ran up and jumped on Hermit, squeezing him as hard as she could. She had been away for a while and had only just recently returned. Tibbs, one of Hermit’s closest colleagues thumped Hermit on the back. One pirate decided to let loose with his side-arm but he was quickly jumped on and disarmed. It looked like Captain Blackler though it was difficult to tell. Arrhideaus strolled over to where Hermit stood, now being crowded by fellow pirates; “Dude, man...” he started, “well deserved”.
Monitors, dormant until now, flickered into life as the other Bastards Captains, not physically present all linked in, eager to get their messages across.
Nashh had not left his seat and he was not cheering. He emptied the remainder of his drink, spilling some down the sides of his mouth, before letting his feet slip from the table. He sighed, wiped his face with both hands then slapped them on his knees. Stomping his feet he launched himself forward from his chair. Without stopping he marched past the group huddled around a smiling Hermit.
The newly appointed Director glanced over his shoulder, catching a glimpse of Nashh leaving. His smile faded but with many pilots wishing him well and pouring beer over his head his mood soon picked up.
-=o0o=-
It used to be his regular seat, but he hadn’t been in the ‘Long John Pub’ for some time. His assistants Morrigan and Aether had made sure to reduce his drink and drug habit.
Nashh Kadavr didn't have to look: the figure that stood behind him carried enough presence not to need any introduction.
“Is this seat free?” Flashfresh asked rhetorically.
Nashh didn't speak, he knew that it didn’t matter what answer he gave, Flashfresh would be sitting there regardless.
Flash signalled to the bartender for two more drinks. “I sense disquiet in you. You disagree with the decision?” Flashfresh asked politely as he took his seat.
“No, I do not.” Nashh cleared his throat, “He is the best man for the job”.
Flashfresh nodded as he sipped his rum, served in a two-inch high, slim shot-glass. The caramel coloured liquid was one they both enjoyed.
“Your dedication to the Corp is not doubted.”
Nashh picked up his drink and peered at it intently. “I know,” Nashh said before emptying the glass. He held the glass up, and looked at the bartender, signalling him over for yet another top-up.
“You can leave the bottle my good man, thank you.” Flashfresh smiled politely at the tender, making it clear that he didn’t want to be disturbed again. The bartender melted away.
The silence that followed made Nashh uncomfortable and he shifted uneasily on his barstool. He knew he had to explain his actions earlier that day. There was no way Flashfresh would let him get away with disrespectful behaviour like that. Flashfresh looked calm and unarmed, but that didn’t mean anything; henchmen to do unspeakable things for Flash would be hidden from view until needed.
“I…” he started, “…think I need a break for a while”.
Flashfresh didn’t interrupt; he picked up the bottle of aged rum and carefully topped up both glasses before moving one of them closer to Nashh. Flashfresh then reached up and carefully removed his sunglasses. He nodded and winked, encouraging Nashh to continue. It wasn’t often that Flashfresh was seen without his ever present aviator style sunglasses.
‘I have a lot on my plate at the moment sir.” Nashh continued, “And I don’t feel I can fulfil my duties as recruitment officer at this very stage.” Nashh paused and waited for his CEO to respond. Flash merely raised an eyebrow and motioned for Nashh to continue.
“I am considering moving to null-sec for a little while; I have some friends that asked if I could help them out with some stuff. It would give me an opportunity to practise some things....”
Flashfresh reached over and put a hand on his fellow Bastard’s shoulder and smiled at him. “You will be sorely missed my friend, but I know you will return”.
There was a pause before Flashfresh pressed the issue that was bothering him; “You understand why Hermit was chosen as a Director, yes?” Flashfresh placed the shot-glass onto the table and steepled his hands in front of his face. Peering into Nashh’s eyes Flashfresh asked the question that Nashh had steeled himself. “This has nothing to do with your desire to leave Nashh?”
“No.” Nashh replied firmly.
“Do you wish to resign your commission as a Bastard Nashh?” Flashfresh asked before pouring and sipping another drink.
“I do not.” Nashh sighed, “If at all possible I would like to keep my place in the corporation, but I understand if you wish for me to remove myself entirely”.
“I have to say that the timing of all this is, unusual.” Flashfresh sat back and looked at Nashh. He mentally recalled his first encounter with him, the explosion of Flashfresh’s own ship, the camaraderie and the laughs.
Nashh was a pirate but cut from a different cloth that most. Flashfresh also remembered the drugs; the massive cocktail of drugs that was ingested by Nashh and his frequent ‘disappearances’ for days sometimes weeks on end.
Flashfresh sighed…
“On my home planet,” Flash started saying with a far-away look in his eyes, “There is an ancient ritual called ‘Walkabout’, it is a common event among many of our tribes. This ritual requires a younger tribe member to set out on his own for six weeks or more with limited resources and go on a journey of self discovery”. “This journey of self-discovery is useful when your own life is still ahead of you or your life is so cluttered with the detritus of living that you can’t see your way anymore. One should always keep moving until one comes back.”
The pair of pirates sat in silence for a moment. Both taking a moment to reflect on the conversation and to enjoy their drink.
“How long was your walkabout sir?” Nashh Kadavr asked after a few minutes.
Flashfresh regarded Nashh with a twinkle in his eye. “I am still on it” . Flash stood up from his seat, with his glass still in his hand. “You’ll come back even better and stronger.” Flash emptied the remaining golden fluid before putting the glass on the bar. He removed a pair of aviator sunglasses from an inside pocket and put them on. “See you when we see you, son.” he smiled and disappeared.
In a strange way Nashh felt relieved, speaking to his CEO could be stressful at the best of times but there was an innate sense he just had a ‘real’ conversation with him. With his CEO’s blessing he pulled out his Neo-com and scrolled down his list of contacts, found what he was looking for and made connection…
“Rixx! How are you mate? Have you got a minute?
Tuesday, 2 November 2010
Fiction; TFS Tibbs
'Chess..' Nashh sighed. 'You fucking loser'. A grin hid his poor attempt at sarcasm.
Sarcasm, Nashh never quite got it. He had enjoyed playing the game himself, as a youth, many moons ago. These days he lacked the patience, fast paced, high octane action was now more his style.
Nashh leant against the inside post of the office door.
"The office" was pathetic really, in size, compared to the giant hangar it serviced; it had once been a freight container.
It had a coffee machine, 20 cheap fold-up-chairs around a long square table. Various blackboards had combat schematics and tactics drawn on them. Some rubbed out, some partly amended. Arrhideaus had left his mark by drawing random blobs, vaguely resembling frigates.
For the quality of the furniture, fixtures and fittings, it is rather surprising that so much time was spent here by the Bastards. It served as a staffroom, canteen or meeting place. A placard above the door read 'Dbastards' referring to days long gone, the days when the Bastards were known as the Dastardly Bastards.
It was rather quiet though today; just Tibbs and his chessboard.
'Where have you been mate?' Tibbs asked, not looking away from the chessboard.
'Busy' Nashh replied cold and direct, 'Queen to b4'.
'Ha! Yeah right' Tibbs muttered. Looking up he managed to get a glimps of Nashh leaving the shed-like office.
Tibbs pushed the intercom button. He glanced from the intercom panel to the chessboard and confidently proclaimed his move; knight c8 to a9, check.
A moment of silence passed…
'I had hoped you would do that' Flashfresh's voice crackled over the intercom. 'Queen to a3, check-mate' Flash reported with a hint of joy in his voice, 'good game my friend, good game'.
Tibbs snorted an embarrassed smile, annoyed he had spent as much time as he had on that move and then getting it so wrong.
'Well played sir, well played'.
Tibbs hesitantly pushed the intercom button again, 'what if I had moved queen to b4?'
The intercom went silent. Long enough to make Tibbs wonder if the message hadn't come through on the other side.
The intercom crackled; I don’t know, Flash paused; you may have lasted another hour...
Tuesday, 12 October 2010
Fiction; Welcome back...
Nashh's Ishtar slipped into the Gultraten Space Station. Having exited the advanced-tech vessel and his pod, he strode down the lengthy hallway towards the core elevator-shafts of the enormous station. Conscious of not looking nervous, he tried not to run, but excitement made him walk silly fast.
There were various other elevators on the way but none of them ran the full height of the station however. And Kane much preferred the bars situated in the upper parts of the Gulraten station. Not that the food was any better, or the drinks any cheaper... Being up high simply gave the illusion of a better view.
'The Watering Hole' was the place of choice, Nashh had been here a few times, not that he could remember much of any of the previous occasions he had attended here.
The tall, toned and slender figure at the bar was unmistakable, Kane Rizzel, one of the most revered pirates ever to have roamed the New Eden night skies.
Nashh smiled, a spring in his step propelled him forth towards the bar. Kane spun round slowly, already anticipating Nashh's arrival.
'Welcome back! you sonofa..!’ Nashh shouted... Kane's bear-hug was tight, so tight it squeezed out enough air from Nashh's lungs to stop him from finishing his sentence.
‘Good to see you... you fucking Bastard’, Kane started, glancing down at the Bastard insignia on Nashh's chest. 'Can't believe Flash still hangs on to you after all this time ha! Quafe?!’ Kane pointed at the smiling and waiting bartender.
‘Ello Mr Kadavr’, Roy the tender grinned, ‘good to see you again’.
‘And you' Nashh nodded, smiling politely. Roy looked familiar, but nothing more than a vague memory.
Kane sighed a deep breath, ‘I missed this place you know ...’. He leaned nonchalantly with his back against the bar, slowly surveying the busy pub.
Roy had put a bottle of rum on the bar next to the two glasses of Quafe and smiled at Nashh. His smile diminished as Nashh waved his offer away, shaking his head.
‘Sixteen weeks my friend, sixteen fucking weeks and I feel better and stronger than ever!’
Nashh nodded, smiled and picked up his Quafe. 'Four weeks and counting' he mumbled before taking a sip.
Kane half turned and slapped Nashh across the shoulder. The extra height and weight Kane had, provided enough power for Nashh to swallow some of his Quafe and inhale some at the same time.
‘Fucking well done chief!’ He belted out excited. Mr Rizzel picked up his Quafe and in one smooth movement let it slide down his gullet.
Nashh stared at the feared solo pirate; admiration had always been the overwhelming factor whenever they had met. So many desired to be his friend, or merely be given the opportunity to speak to him.
Kane slammed his empty glass on the bar, exhaling loudly.
‘I was meaning to ask you Kane...’
A sharp bleeping sound interrupted Nashh mid-sentence.
Kane retrieved a data-pad from his jacket. Fixing his eyes on the data-pad he waved his hand, gesturing for Nashh to continue his question.
‘Well.. I was just thinking if...', Nashh looked from Kane to the data-pad, wondering if Kane was still listening, 'I was just hoping that maybe...'
'Holy-fuck-sticks!' Kane interrupted, slapping a hand on Nashh's shoulder. ‘Don't move sunshine, I'll be right back, some friends need a little help'.
'..Can I come..' Nashh already turned his body towards the exit.
'This won't take long’, Kane smiled, his piercing glance deep into Nashh’s eye sockets and firm hand on his shoulder made it clear he was not to get involved. I’ll be right back' Kane smirked.
Not for a long time had he seen Kane in such a good mood, happy to be alive. Happy to be back, killing and ransoming, doing the thing he was good at.
'Good luck…' Nashh nodded, trying his best not to look disappointed. Kane was already exiting and didn't respond, big strides carrying him out.
‘I'll just wait here’, Nashh mumbled to himself as he turned back to face the bar.
Roy smiled him another smile.
Nashh regarded him for a moment and then looked from the jolly tender to his Quafe and back.
‘He ain't coming back anytime soon huh?’
‘Not today Mr Kadavr, but he'll be back here, he always does'
Nashh looked at his Quafe, with pity…
‘Give it some flavour please Roy…’
‘A double, coming right up sir’.
Roy smiled.