Smackelicious

With the WH Corp in between homes atm I got to stretch my pvp legs, and let me tell you, it's been a while.

Anyway this post is not about my epic losses and red flavored killboard, this post is about a nice kill and the resulting smack.

Bastard hero mr Tibbs probed out a Caracal and Prophecy in a mission, I happened to be in Evati at the time and thus offered a helping hand.

Tibbsy warped his tackler to the mission gate closely followed by myself in a Navy Comet and Marco Drack. On landing at the gate there was no sign of Mr Tibbs. Before confusion set in I activated the acceleration gate.

The prophecy had bailed and there was no sign of Tibbs or Marco. There was however a Caracal floating a mere 20 k away and thus I proceeded with what any self-respecting pirate would do.

The Caracal dropped under the guns of my Comet and out pops an escape capsule. With no desire for ransoms, the pod was also dispatched leaving behind a frozen corpse.

Then this chap pipes up in local;

[17:42:16] EVE System > Channel changed to Evati Local Channel
[18:00:16] Butters xStotch > oh i forgot how faggy these low sec "pirates"are
[18:00:39] Butters xStotch > when you learn to eve come to low sec you nigger bitch
[18:01:26] Nashh Kadavr > are you racist?
[18:01:36] Butters xStotch > are you racist?
[18:01:39] Marco drack > thats abit racest sir
[18:01:45] Butters xStotch > thats a bit racest sir
[18:01:59] Butters xStotch > go cry to a gm
[18:02:08] Marco drack > LOL
[18:02:23] Butters xStotch > i forgot you have to filter yourself in low sec
[18:02:27] Marco drack > you must be crying cause you ran from your mission sir
[18:02:37] Butters xStotch > ran?
[18:02:43] Butters xStotch > no its like take my morning shit
[18:02:53] Marco drack > well your not here so must of ran sir
[18:03:08] Butters xStotch > you guys run while you shit?
[18:03:45] Nashh Kadavr > ?
[18:03:47] Nashh Kadavr > i do
[18:04:05] Butters xStotch > explains why you guys still suck dick in lowsec
[18:04:23] Nashh Kadavr > mm dick..
[18:04:33] Nashh Kadavr > nom nom
[18:05:08] Marco drack > well sir did your mum teach you how to speak?
[18:05:10] Nashh Kadavr > i am gonna do unspeakable things to your corpse
[18:05:31] TANGO 2008 > someone sounds mad....
[18:05:55] Butters xStotch > little bit
[18:06:53] Marco drack > You are making your self sound like a little boy sir so grow a pair and come back to low sec
[18:07:01] Butters xStotch > hahahahahaha
[18:07:05] Butters xStotch > you dumb bitch
[18:07:09] Butters xStotch > you have no idea
[18:07:18] Marco drack > must not sir
[18:07:32] Butters xStotch > you low sec pirates are the dumbest shit fuckers i've ever met
[18:07:43] Nashh Kadavr > boohoo
[18:07:44] Butters xStotch > "oo come to low sec its where grown ups live"
[18:07:55] Butters xStotch > we have to hang out at gates
[18:08:06] Butters xStotch > its like to mature for ppl
[18:08:06] Marco drack > of course sir are you going to bring you test allaince buddies?
[18:08:14] Butters xStotch > fuck no
[18:08:21] Butters xStotch > why the fuck would i come pvp in low sec
[18:08:28] Butters xStotch > this place blows balls
[18:08:30] Marco drack > LOL
[18:08:39] Marco drack > so does 0.0 sir
[18:08:40] Butters xStotch > you can't even use half the ships in the game
[18:08:44] Nashh Kadavr > you just cant run missions for shit mate
[18:08:48] Butters xStotch > ./face palm
[18:08:58] Butters xStotch > O RELY FUCK ASS
[18:09:01] Butters xStotch > no shit sherlock
[18:09:13] Nashh Kadavr > raging sir?
[18:09:25] Nashh Kadavr > i recommend less coffee maybe?
[18:09:34] Butters xStotch > less noobs at eve
[18:09:42] Butters xStotch > seriously come to null sec
[18:09:45] Butters xStotch > get a bigger gang
[18:09:47] Marco drack > rage quit in progress because he lost a caracal
[18:09:49] Butters xStotch > preferably armor hacs
[18:10:00] Butters xStotch > get 15-20
[18:10:05] Butters xStotch > you'll survice longer
[18:10:18] Butters xStotch > bring some dictors if you know how to fly them
[18:10:27] Nashh Kadavr > would you feel better if i'd apoligize?
[18:10:28] Marco drack > sir I lived in 0.0 before and I always go to 0.0 never see guys like you there sir?
[18:10:43] Butters xStotch > not right now
[18:10:54] Nashh Kadavr > not that i will ofcourse
[18:11:04] Nashh Kadavr > i was just asking if it would make you feel better

Very entertaining indeed, but I figured it be funny to keep this malarky going a bit longer and evemail the dudes CEO;

Racist slants by your corp member
From: Nashh Kadavr
Sent: 2011.07.21 19:02
To: BoodaBooda,

hi Boodbooda,

I just wanted to make you aware of one of your corp members misbehaving in the evati local channel. I normally dont mind a little smack, in fact i find it rather amusing, however this chap decided to use some racist slurs as well wich simply are not acceptable.

Please let me know if this character will be punished or disciplined by your self or if I should notify a GM or CCP representative instead regarding his language.

Kind regards,

Nashh Kadavr

[17:42:16] EVE System > Channel changed to Evati Local Channel
[18:00:16] Butters xStotch > oh i forgot how faggy these low sec "pirates"are
[18:00:39] Butters xStotch > when you learn to eve come to low sec you nigger bitch

ps this came after probing him in his mission and destroying his caracal.


His response was epic and made me LOL;

Re: Racist slants by your corp member
From: BoodaBooda
Sent: 2011.07.22 20:39
To: Nashh Kadavr,

Dear sir or madam,

Thank you for your kind and speedy notification regarding a corp member's racially insensitive language. I have taken the liberty of not only kicking him from corp, but erasing our corp (as well as all others) from his employment history. I have also taken the liberty of shredding his Pend Insurance contract and all outstanding medical clone contracts so that he no longer receives rookie ships, and can no longer be revived from game death. As a final precaution we fired his pod directly at a wormhole, where he will spend the rest of eternity imprisoned just like in Superman 2.


Yours truly,
Boodabooda, esq.
Minmatar, Dreddit CEO, and noted black man

A witty response to finish this saga;

Dear BoodaBooda,
Many thanks for your swift handling of the situation. I feel no punishment is sufficient for grave situations like the one you just had to deal with. Your response has been adequate and satisfactory for me not to report Butters xStotch to CONCORD and have his clone wiped; in fact his pod being stranded in WH space, just like in Superman 2, feels more appropriate.
With this being set as an example I trust no future incidents will come from any of your Corporation and/or Alliance members.
I again thank you for your time and thorough management of this matter.

Warmest regards,

Nashh Kadavr
CEO Kadavr Corp Alliance

Fun stuffs...

The next 6 months...

The next 6 months...

With plenty on my plate I figured its time to plan out my time for the rest of this year.

Character development

Nashh will complete his goal of perfect gunnery and missile skills before training amarr stuff.

Moo moocow will skill for a tengu before continuing his streak of perfect lvl 5 skills. He will join the wh Corp once tengu competent.

Other Alts will include 2 bomber pilots, a t3 command pilot, a cloaky hauler, a domi mission runner and two cyno Alts.

Corp development

Ideally kadavr conglomorate reaches 20+ in number so it can colonize a class 5 wormhole by the end of the year. 3 further directors are needed to make this Corp completely self sufficient.

The faction warfare Corp will get little attention but if anyone wants to enroll a bomber alt to make themselves some isk running lowsec lvl 4's please feel free.

Black guards will get the most of my attention over the next 6 months. I am very keen to push the numbers in this Corp to beyond 30 active players. With 50% of those being hero pvp'ers. With the addition of a high profile director as Alexia Morgan I am confident this Corp will get a real momentum. Depending on the speed of my character development nashh will join this Corp personally.

CDM and the blog

Preparations for an epic cdm are underway and I will endeavor to organize at least two more (normal) CDM's before before this year is up. I have had help offered for this years EPIC CDM but more is better so put your name down. (Mynxee if you are still reading this...)

Other than that some more fiction is brewing and i guess some random ramblings will be added along the way.

Other projects

Three other projects are in the pipeline;

The EVE times

A blog feeder app for android is currently being build for eve related blogs, this to fill a small part of the giant gap Capsuleer has left in my life. This app will be open-source and a name has not come to fruition, so unless someone comes up with a better name it will be called The EVE Times. More on this later.

Commission

Cyber Ten has commissioned me to do a fictional piece for him and I hope not to disappoint.

I can't divulge too much about this ATM as it may fail before I have even started, but if it all works as planned he'd better double that isk he has offered (winkwink).

The isk earned for this project will fund the alliance that will encompass all the kadavr corporations.

Alliance tournament

Aspirations to join in next years AT are deadly serious. Participation is the goal, getting in the top 20 would be amazing. For 4 years have I sat on the sideline and watched my favorite mayhem unfold, next time I want to be part of it.

Ofcourse, if it wasn't obvious yet this is the reason for the making of an alliance all for myself. When the time comes I am sure to be needing friends to train with and possibly join the alliance to ensure I have enough pilots to play with.

Real life

This all of course comes second to my real life commitments.

I will spend as much time with my wife and kids as they can stand me for. Enjoying life as much as possible and loving the beach life for as long as this will last are the number 1 items on my list of things to do.

So, what are you up to?

Kadavr Black Guard

I see comrades fall to the ''I-don't-enjoy-eve-syndrome''. It is saddening but I have been there myself so I understand.

Deep inside I know I am not ready to cast new Eden aside just yet though and I have reinvented my game play.

To do something completely different I have started a WH Corp and I undock at every given opportunity and have fun doing it!

But there was something missing. The excitement and buzz that only PVP can provide needed to re-enter my game;

Kadavr Black Guard is open for recruitment!

With sister-corps already up and running there is a great looking and informative website, forum and kill-board. (I highly recommend thehermit for any of your forum and kill-board needs!)

The black guards have recently acquired Alexia Morgan from OUCH uni glory and with her input this Corp and alliance as a whole will improve in many ways.

I am extremely lucky to have another high profile friend joining The Black Guards but more on that when this chick bails on her current Corp.

So what's the Black Guards? Well other than being just another low-sec PVP Corp there will be week-long Recon opps and we will enter the Alliance Tournament next year.

We don't do CCP politics and have an all-round positive attitude, if you are a moaner or miserable git please move on.

We are currently looking for a few more core members in the form of directors of all time zones and FC'S.

Experianced Pirates / PVP'ers and Graduates from the OUCH University will be accepted near instantly and more inexperienced PVP pilots are welcome to have a chat about our OUCH training plan.

For more information please speak to Nashh Kadavr or Alexia Morgan. Or have a look at the application form.

Progress report / b’day bashh revisited

So our WH corp has started their stint in low-sec, pending our move into the new hole. So far the results have been fairly devastating to say the very least; losses include an Orca (again), a hauler, 5 battlecruisers, a t1 frigate and a Firetail. Our kills so far? Well I bravely killed a cyno Kestrel and blog reader Chigy offered up his shuttle in return for a shout-out, giving newby Getsum his first ever EVE kill. This morning Deltsbeta from the Bastards nicely arranged for tackle on a Drake and Hookbil allowing for Marco Drack and myself to finish them off, a great fight had and adrenaline pumping!

Kadavr Black Guard has employed Alexia Morgan of OUCH UNI fame as a director. A move I am incredibly excited about as Alexia will make a massive difference to the corp and alliance as a whole. The Black Guard is open to any OUCH graduates and experienced PVPérs only at the moment but training will be provided for nooblets in the future. Don’t be shy and apply! (more on this soon)

Deltsbeta also send me a few screenies from my b’day bash and Tibbs sent me an interesting report from Dotlan, proving that parties in Evati are the best!

EPIC CDM preperations, want to be involved?

So the CDM post will continue although my time is limited at the moment. Running my WH corp has taken up a lot of my time, particularly as we are currently moving up a class. I have started a 3rd corp recently; Kadavr Black Guard and I intend to turn my attention to this with every spare minute. I am extremely fortunate to get help in the form of an old friend and experienced training corp CEO. But for details on that you will have to wait...

It is sometimes hard to top a CDM and keeping them interesting for any potential readers. CDM is incredibly time consuming even though it may appear to be a simple 1v1 to some.

Every once and a while you need to push your boundries even further though and I have just the thing...EPIC CDM!

Now this EPIC CDM was always going to happen but I am a little tired of predictable outcomes so fighting one of the best solo PVP'ers in game makes a straight up 1v1 very much so an unappealing prospect.

To blow this into EPIC proportions however an exiting stategy has been divised by my opponent and I am extremely exited about this project. unfortunatly I cannot divulge too many details at this stage as it would ruin the surprise.

One thing I can let you know that I had intended to bring back Teadaze as a camera man and commentator. Teadaze has unsubbed...

So what can you do to be part of this EPIC EVENT!!!?1?!

Well, what I am looking for ideally is someone to commentate on the video that will accompany this CDM, I am looking for someone with artistic skills that can help with some of the ovelays that I can not produce myself, two sponsors for the video and finally two additional pilots that have experiance with Frapps and can fly cloaky ships.

A time and date for this CDM have not been agreed just yet as the preparations and isk requirements is going to take a little time for both parties involved.

I am not asking for too much am I? Be part of something wild and exciting!

Drop me a comment below, contact me in game, evemail or mail me at nshhkdvr@gmail.com if you are interested or know someone that may want to participate.