Wednesday, 17 March 2010

RL NEWSFLASH

At 6:30 am this morning the missus prodded me to say today, St Patrick's day 2010 was to be the day...

Rgr I mumbled, as the autopilot engaged. Stumbling to the fridge I regretted the wiskey the evening before. Get the wife some fruit, make toast and tea...run bath.

Timing contractions, getting closer...call midwife. Ding dong, heya yeah she's great, cuppa tea?

Hows it going girl? ay ay pain you say? righto squeeze my hand if you must...Aaargh! Jebus frickin christ...mental note; pregnant woman possess the strenght of ten men, each possesing the strenght of ten men.

Head?! this soon? your doing good gal, keep going...

A tear runs down my cheek, nail marks on my back, shoulders and arms...

9:38 am Wednesday 17th march 2010 a new terror entered the world. Welcome Johan;

32 comments:

  1. Woot!! Congratulations!!! Aye, "the strength of ten men" indeed. I still tell my kids I've never gotten feeling back in my hand from those squeezes. :-)

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  2. congratzzz!!! wish you and your family all the best mate!!!

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  3. Congratulations! And best wishes to all. My son came out the window instead, which is an entirely different experience.

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  4. Awesome, congratulations! And glad to hear things ended up okay.

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  5. Awww, possible the cutest post possible. Congrats!

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  6. You were hungover and your wife delivered a baby?

    Man, what a day huh?

    -Kamden Line

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  7. Congrats Mate. you'll have him mining for you in no time ;)

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  9. Congrats Nashh!

    Mandrill: No parent could be so awful to their kid as to encourage mining.

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  10. LOL I think mining would be child abuse, he shall be a pirate, the yar is strong in this one...

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  11. Congratulations, hon :) Good to hear you're all doing well!

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  12. Gratz, papa! Get him to aim for Johnny Depp style piracy and avoid peg legs and eye patches! At all costs, do not let him read Spectre's blog until he is in his late teens...

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  13. Congrats Nash! Always a relief to get through that bit with healthy baby and Mom. Now on to sleepless nights, baby in one arm, PvP'ing on the right...

    Agree with Jaggins - Spectre verboten! Heheheh.

    Fly Safe.

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  14. Yay, congratulations! And hugs to the mom and baby Johan:)

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  15. Thanks guys! I am practising one handed pvp already!

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  16. Congratulations to you and your wife Nashh!!!!

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  17. Congratualtions! If this is your first let me try and approximate what you are feeling right now. Imagine yourself on a street luge hutling down a mountain somewhere in the rockies. No brakes and nothing but clear skies. I've had that feeling for 4 yrs (since the birth of my daughter) and I'm loving every minute of it.

    Gratz on your new arrival and write down everything he does. We haven't and have forgotten amazing amounts of things despite having taken pictures every day of her life. I have a 1TB external drive just for her pictures.

    The fun's only just begining.

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  18. hahah, right on my friend right on!!!

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  19. OMG that is one of the cutest newborns I've ever seen! Congrats for your good news and newest yarrbaby! Hugs to you and your whole family!!!

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  20. Congrats! Another Marchbaby, excellent.

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  21. Awesome news Nashh and on behalf of The Bastards, we congratulate you. Understand fully if you have 'other' things distracting you now. RL comes first and she looks utterly adorable. See you when we see you.

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  22. Great news Nash! Congratulations Man! Hopefully she will not keep you up into the wee hours for TOO long!

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  23. Thanks guys! I really appreciate all the nice comment from you all. It just shows how close this group of people really is.

    just a small correction; Johan is actually my second baby. And he's a he not a she =)

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  24. Congrats!

    And I am honored you named him after me.

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  25. Best wishes to you and your family. What an adorable baby ^^

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  26. Penis and congrats

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