Showing posts with label z0de. Show all posts
Showing posts with label z0de. Show all posts

Wednesday, 9 June 2010

Bastard Medals June 2010


A bit late but as the say better than never. With z0de, Arrhi and Raelyf back on a more regular basis the killboard has evened out to a more normal level. Between the 3 of them I had expected them to completely dominate the Kill- and Ransom Board but it appears I did have my say here or there.


The month of June will see less action for me as RL has got a firm grip on my time. That combined with some deadly additions to the corp will mean my efforts to stay in the top 3 of any award this month will be futile.


Anyways without further delay;



Top Killers
1# Raelyf (72)
2# Arrhidaeus (66)
3# z0de (65)

Top Scorers
1# Nashh Kadavr (11232)
2# Raelyf (7068)
3# z0de (6775)

Top Solo Killers
1# Nashh Kadavr (22)
2# Raelyf (21)
2# Arrhidaeus (20)

Top Damage Dealers
1# Raelyf (53)
2# Nashh Kadavr (32)
3# Arrhidaeus (31)

Top Final Blows
1# Raelyf (50)
2# Nashh Kadavr (30)
3# Arrhidaeus (30)

Top Pod Killers
1# Arrhidaeus (9)
2# Nashh Kadavr (9)
3# z0de (8)

Top Griefers
1# z0de (5)
2# lord breathnach (2)
3# Kingzolo (2)

Most Ransoms
1# Nashh Kadavr (4)
2# Zemledok (3)
3# Raelyf (3)

Most Ransoms
1# Raelyf (183.214.286 isk)
2# Kingzolo (176.230.000 isk)
3# Mon Palae (154.290.000 isk)


Kill of the Month

Not decided but we all know who shall be winning this one...

Saturday, 22 May 2010

Pirates Ahoy #5 Tears


Pirates Ahoy #5 Tears
With ‘Project Rifter™’ well under way there may be a few less of the ‘Pirates Ahoy’ variety. However I did, against my initial wishes and plans, undock other ships than the Rifter and felt the need to share.

On a little roam, lead by a rather upbeat and friendly z0de (must have got laid or summin) we passed through Tasti and stumbled into an offlined Pos. We did try to ransom the owner of the POS but with no liquid isk we decided to chop up the anchored structures. Unfortunately nothing of value dropped and the 0.5 million isk the pilot offered to keep his tower didn’t seem worth the effort of harassing the poor guy any further.

The roam also netted us a Rifter kill, a Badger, and a Harbinger. Nothing to shout about really, however the unfolding events after brand new Bastard (then still a recruit) Nichonostra killed this Hound are worth a chuckle.

The Pilot ‘Shadowoperative Nate’ let loose the biggest downpour of tears seen so far in my eve career. Yes he did fit a True Sancha Scrambler on his Bomber, bit strange perhaps but sometimes you do silly things and just suck it up, move on. Shadow however ended up offering everyone in local 40 million is for Nichon’s corpse and added a 50 million bounty on his head. To top it off he offered a further 50 mil for frapsing the podding of Nichon.

Needless to say implantless Nichon had his egg cracked open voluntarily and the 90 mil was banked. I failed to fraps the moment and thus missed out on that extra 50 but Shadow did throw some more money around to multiple pilots in local. He also got himself kicked from his corp there and then for being an idiot. He claimed himself he was kicked because of his harsh handling of outlaws.

The following is some of the shit he spouted in local, some more was through private convo’s with various pilots. I have deleted some other ramblings from local to keep it as short as possible;

[ 2010.05.17 21:45:05 ] Shadowoperative Nate > What is that a solo camp?

Nichon Pops the sucker…

[ 2010.05.17 21:46:40 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Ok I rest my case
[ 2010.05.17 21:46:41 ] Shadowoperative Nate > =P
[ 2010.05.17 21:47:13 ] Shadowoperative Nate > I guess you earned the 90 mil faction scrambler


Say what?!

[ 2010.05.17 21:47:15 ] Shadowoperative Nate > =P
[ 2010.05.17 21:47:22 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Or did you!
[ 2010.05.17 21:49:14 ] Shadowoperative Nate > The one who kills bring me ' Nichonostra's ' head will recieve 40 mil ISK


Sure I’ll volunteer lolz!

[ 2010.05.17 21:49:20 ] Nashh Kadavr > o/
[ 2010.05.17 21:49:27 ] Nashh Kadavr > i'll get him

[ 2010.05.17 21:49:34 ] Shadowoperative Nate > 40 MIl wired directly into your account
[ 2010.05.17 21:49:35 ] Nichonostra > logging off
[ 2010.05.17 21:49:37 ] Nichonostra > cya


Lol you liar!

[ 2010.05.17 21:49:40 ] Shadowoperative Nate > lol
[ 2010.05.17 21:49:44 ] Shadowoperative Nate > I'll bounty you
[ 2010.05.17 21:49:50 ] Shadowoperative Nate > so you will be hunted

[ 2010.05.17 21:49:57 ] Nashh Kadavr > o my god!
[ 2010.05.17 21:50:09 ] Nashh Kadavr > just give me the bounty and i'll hunt him

[ 2010.05.17 21:50:28 ] Shadowoperative Nate > 20 mil bounty 20 mil once you show me his head
[ 2010.05.17 21:50:32 ] Nashh Kadavr > deal
[ 2010.05.17 21:50:34 ] Shadowoperative Nate > gogo
[ 2010.05.17 21:50:40 ] Nashh Kadavr > i have him on scan
[ 2010.05.17 21:51:01 ] Nashh Kadavr > pay me 20 now and i will proceed

Our little fleet including Nichon are huddled up in a safespot… laughing.

[ 2010.05.17 21:51:11 ] Shadowoperative Nate > good.
[ 2010.05.17 21:51:14 ] Shadowoperative Nate > make him suffer

[ 2010.05.17 21:51:37 ] Nashh Kadavr > i can see him close by
[ 2010.05.17 21:51:39 ] Shadowoperative Nate > haha no
[ 2010.05.17 21:51:58 ] Nashh Kadavr > i have him pointed
[ 2010.05.17 21:51:58 ] Shadowoperative Nate > 20 mil when you bring me his head. No advance payment, No bartering
[ 2010.05.17 21:52:13 ] Nashh Kadavr > you said 40
[ 2010.05.17 21:52:14 ] Shadowoperative Nate > 20 mil will be transferred into your account
[ 2010.05.17 21:52:21 ] Shadowoperative Nate > plus the 20 on his bounty

[ 2010.05.17 21:52:31 ] Nashh Kadavr > 20 up front
[ 2010.05.17 21:52:33 ] Nashh Kadavr > engaging

[ 2010.05.17 21:52:34 ] Shadowoperative Nate > contract me his corpse
[ 2010.05.17 21:52:48 ] Nichonostra > fuck.
[ 2010.05.17 21:52:57 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Nothing up front. I know how this works.
[ 2010.05.17 21:53:05 ] Nashh Kadavr > holy shit he is tough i have to bail

We are picking our nose waiting out GCC’s…

[ 2010.05.17 21:53:26 ] Shadowoperative Nate > your older than him . .
[ 2010.05.17 21:53:31 ] Nashh Kadavr > can you come help at least?

Hoping he would come back in something nice…

[ 2010.05.17 21:53:43 ] Nashh Kadavr > i am older but he is in a high dps ship man
[ 2010.05.17 21:53:47 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Sure I need to replace my ship =P
[ 2010.05.17 21:53:52 ] Nashh Kadavr > kk hurry
[ 2010.05.17 21:53:56 ] Shadowoperative Nate > get someone else in the system to help u
[ 2010.05.17 21:54:01 ] Arrhidaeus > Like me?
[ 2010.05.17 21:54:07 ] Nashh Kadavr > without paying them?
[ 2010.05.17 21:54:19 ] Nashh Kadavr > nothing for free in this game dude

[ 2010.05.17 21:54:24 ] Shadowoperative Nate > the killshots gets 20 and then you can divide the additional 20 mil
[ 2010.05.17 21:54:34 ] Shadowoperative Nate > look at his bounty -.-

[ 2010.05.17 21:54:47 ] Nashh Kadavr > i'll go in again and give it my all but not without a risk fee up front
[ 2010.05.17 21:54:59 ] Nashh Kadavr > why would i risk my ship for 20 i may not get
[ 2010.05.17 21:55:31 ] Nashh Kadavr > kk my ship is repaired

[ 2010.05.17 21:55:35 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Because of the 20 on his bounty?
[ 2010.05.17 21:55:42 ] Nashh Kadavr > yeah but what if i lose
[ 2010.05.17 21:55:54 ] Nashh Kadavr > then i lost my ship for nothing


I am trying for him to up the ante…

[ 2010.05.17 21:56:09 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Not my problem I only pay hunters who bring me a succesful target
[ 2010.05.17 21:56:28 ] Shadowoperative Nate > See now he has 30 mil bounty

[ 2010.05.17 21:56:36 ] Nashh Kadavr > ok pay me ten and i will engage
[ 2010.05.17 21:56:41 ] Shadowoperative Nate > kill him and you'll get the last 10
[ 2010.05.17 21:56:45 ] Shadowoperative Nate > No.
[ 2010.05.17 21:56:50 ] Shadowoperative Nate > I'm not stupid.
[ 2010.05.17 21:57:01 ] Shadowoperative Nate > That's now how it works.

[ 2010.05.17 21:57:02 ] Nashh Kadavr > i am only trying to help dude
[ 2010.05.17 21:57:32 ] Nashh Kadavr > i have him on scan
[ 2010.05.17 21:57:39 ] Nashh Kadavr > want me to go for it?
[ 2010.05.17 21:57:46 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Go ahead.
[ 2010.05.17 21:58:05 ] Nashh Kadavr > will you pay me the 10 if i engage?
[ 2010.05.17 21:58:18 ] Nashh Kadavr > and are you coming to help or what?

[ 2010.05.17 21:58:28 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Actually I'll just make this a competition whoever kills him first gets the 40 mil
[ 2010.05.17 21:58:44 ] Shadowoperative Nate > All ppl in the system may participate

[ 2010.05.17 21:58:57 ] Nashh Kadavr > your loss mate
[ 2010.05.17 21:58:57 ] Shadowoperative Nate > And as and added bonus I'll raise it to 50 mil

Lol keep them iskies rolling…

[ 2010.05.17 21:59:14 ] Shadowoperative Nate > I don't have a ship.
[ 2010.05.17 21:59:16 ] Shadowoperative Nate > SO no.

[ 2010.05.17 21:59:33 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Tasti Local Channel
[ 2010.05.17 22:04:23 ] Shadowoperative Nate > 60 mil for the person who kills Nichonostra
[ 2010.05.17 22:04:37 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Off with his head!
[ 2010.05.17 22:12:42 ] Shadowoperative Nate > 90 mil for the person who destroys Nichonostra!
[ 2010.05.17 22:13:10 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Kill him
[ 2010.05.17 22:13:45 ] Shadowoperative Nate > 100 mil? If he suffers!

[ 2010.05.17 22:15:48 ] z0de > I pop'd him
[ 2010.05.17 22:15:51 ] z0de > give isk please.

[ 2010.05.17 22:16:20 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Contract me his corpse
[ 2010.05.17 22:16:22 ] Shadowoperative Nate > !
[ 2010.05.17 22:17:02 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Don't think you did, his bounty is still 30 mil and my offer for the additional 60 stands
[ 2010.05.17 22:17:13 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Destroy him!

[ 2010.05.17 22:17:24 ] z0de > oh you want him podded
[ 2010.05.17 22:22:43 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Okay his auto bounty is up to 51 mil pod him and I'll wire the rest
[ 2010.05.17 22:26:18 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Check your wallets guys

[ 2010.05.17 22:26:44 ] Nashh Kadavr > one mil?

He paid everyone in local 1 million isk…

[ 2010.05.17 22:27:13 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Like the sample lady in the food store you won't get the whole cake.
[ 2010.05.17 22:27:14 ] Shadowoperative Nate > -.-

[ 2010.05.17 22:27:25 ] Nashh Kadavr > lol
[ 2010.05.17 22:27:32 ] Shadowoperative Nate > It is a taste. Kill him and get the remaining 90 mil
[ 2010.05.17 22:29:33 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Revenge is fun.

[ 2010.05.17 22:29:41 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Like the note says.
[ 2010.05.17 22:29:48 ] Shadowoperative Nate > A taste. 90 mil if you kill Nichonostra.
[ 2010.05.17 22:30:39 ] Nashh Kadavr > dude shadow
[ 2010.05.17 22:30:42 ] Nashh Kadavr > i got him
[ 2010.05.17 22:30:51 ] Nashh Kadavr > want to watch him die?

[ 2010.05.17 22:30:55 ] z0de > *cough* we *cough*
[ 2010.05.17 22:31:03 ] Nashh Kadavr > /emote sighs
[ 2010.05.17 22:31:07 ] Nashh Kadavr > ok we got him

[ 2010.05.17 22:31:08 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Yeah frap it
[ 2010.05.17 22:31:16 ] Nashh Kadavr > come and watch if you like
[ 2010.05.17 22:31:17 ] Shadowoperative Nate > and I'll wire an extra 50

I did have frapps on but it didn’t record…

[ 2010.05.17 22:31:48 ] Shadowoperative Nate > But only if you record it AND upload it to youtube!
[ 2010.05.17 22:31:48 ] z0de > come p1, m1 to see
[ 2010.05.17 22:32:00 ] z0de > effort to record

[ 2010.05.17 22:32:02 ] Shadowoperative Nate > So all can laught at him.
[ 2010.05.17 22:32:04 ] Nashh Kadavr > i will email you the frapss
[ 2010.05.17 22:32:04 ] Shadowoperative Nate > =)
[ 2010.05.17 22:32:10 ] Nashh Kadavr > you post it or whatever
[ 2010.05.17 22:32:28 ] Shadowoperative Nate > No you do. As per request.
[ 2010.05.17 22:32:32 ] Nashh Kadavr > how much for a fraps vid of his pod kill?
[ 2010.05.17 22:32:38 ] Shadowoperative Nate > 50 mil.
[ 2010.05.17 22:32:44 ] Nashh Kadavr > ok one sec
[ 2010.05.17 22:32:50 ] Nashh Kadavr > i have his pod pointed

Nichon voluntarily bites the dust after safely docking up his ship…

[ 2010.05.17 22:35:01 ] Nashh Kadavr > he dead
[ 2010.05.17 22:35:11 ] Nashh Kadavr > i dont know if frapps worked
[ 2010.05.17 22:35:18 ] Nashh Kadavr > will check now
[ 2010.05.17 22:35:22 ] Nashh Kadavr > want his corps?

[ 2010.05.17 22:35:28 ] Shadowoperative Nate > yes contract it
[ 2010.05.17 22:35:55 ] Shadowoperative Nate > I shall have it adorn one of my wings.

[ 2010.05.17 22:35:59 ] Nashh Kadavr > nice
[ 2010.05.17 22:36:16 ] Nashh Kadavr > want me to contract it to you
[ 2010.05.17 22:36:30 ] Shadowoperative Nate > * nods
[ 2010.05.17 22:37:08 ] Nashh Kadavr > kk
[ 2010.05.17 22:39:09 ] Shadowoperative Nate > let me know once it's on youtube.
[ 2010.05.17 22:39:20 ] Nashh Kadavr > shadow dude
[ 2010.05.17 22:39:30 ] Nashh Kadavr > i am docking with your corpse now
[ 2010.05.17 22:39:43 ] Nashh Kadavr > i'll check the fraps vid
[ 2010.05.17 22:39:48 ] Nashh Kadavr > i hope it worked

[ 2010.05.17 22:40:48 ] Shadowoperative Nate > yeah =)
[ 2010.05.17 22:41:01 ] Nashh Kadavr > how much for the corpse again?
[ 2010.05.17 22:42:37 ] Shadowoperative Nate > well the initial 50 mil was automatically payed so the remaining 40.
[ 2010.05.17 22:42:43 ] Nashh Kadavr > rgr
[ 2010.05.17 22:42:45 ] Shadowoperative Nate > and 50 once the vid is up
[ 2010.05.17 22:43:23 ] Nashh Kadavr > Corpse
[ 2010.05.17 22:43:30 ] Nashh Kadavr > there's his corpse
[ 2010.05.17 22:43:43 ] Nashh Kadavr > checking fraps loggs now
[ 2010.05.17 22:43:43 ] Shadowoperative Nate > 40 mil
[ 2010.05.17 22:43:47 ] Shadowoperative Nate > not 50!


Was worth a shot no?

[ 2010.05.17 22:43:49 ] Shadowoperative Nate > =)
[ 2010.05.17 22:44:50 ] Nashh Kadavr > ok
[ 2010.05.17 22:44:57 ] Nashh Kadavr > frapps failed sorry dude
[ 2010.05.17 22:45:03 ] Nashh Kadavr > let me ammend the contract

[ 2010.05.17 22:45:04 ] Shadowoperative Nate > =P
[ 2010.05.17 22:45:12 ] Shadowoperative Nate > You lost 50 mil =/

[ 2010.05.17 22:45:18 ] Nashh Kadavr > yeah gutted

O well…

[ 2010.05.17 22:45:41 ] Shadowoperative Nate > How about I put the 50 mil on his bounty and you pod him again ? xD
[ 2010.05.17 22:45:47 ] z0de > do that

This guy needs professional help…

[ 2010.05.17 22:46:54 ] Shadowoperative Nate > and apparently my corp thought I've gone too rogue dealing with pirates so I need a new corp . . any takers?

Shadow get booted from his corp for being an idiot.

[ 2010.05.17 22:47:09 ] Nashh Kadavr > too rough?
[ 2010.05.17 22:47:22 ] Shadowoperative Nate > There you go =)
[ 2010.05.17 22:47:56 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Well apparently news spread that I was 'consorting with known pirate entities' =P

[ 2010.05.17 22:48:15 ] Nashh Kadavr > lol
[ 2010.05.17 22:48:29 ] Nashh Kadavr > thanks for the business chief

[ 2010.05.17 22:48:38 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Nps =)
[ 2010.05.17 22:48:42 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Likewise.
[ 2010.05.17 22:49:13 ] Shadowoperative Nate > May I join any of your 'free spirit' corps?


Er.. no way.

[ 2010.05.17 22:49:36 ] Nashh Kadavr > dunno about that
[ 2010.05.17 22:50:17 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Alright. I guess I'm not 'powerhouse' enough however, I am cutthroat!
[ 2010.05.17 22:50:28 ] Nashh Kadavr > lol
[ 2010.05.17 22:50:32 ] Shadowoperative Nate > and quite loyal
[ 2010.05.17 22:50:41 ] Nashh Kadavr > and rich
[ 2010.05.17 22:50:54 ] Shadowoperative Nate > And I have large financial assets, yes. =P
[ 2010.05.17 22:52:07 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Think about it. We could work towards mutally beneficial ends , , =)
[ 2010.05.17 22:52:38 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Anyway I'm off see ya. Will add you if I need any more contract killin' done . . hehe

[ 2010.05.17 22:52:45 ] Nashh Kadavr > rgr
[ 2010.05.17 22:52:51 ] Nashh Kadavr > allways up for some isk

Shadow adds a new 50 mill bounty on Nich’s head;

[ 2010.05.17 22:54:27 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Ok new bounty added to Nichonostra. Have fun! Offer still stands if you record the kill and youtube it = an extra 50 mil.
[ 2010.05.17 22:54:37 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Cheers.
[ 2010.05.17 22:54:46 ] Shadowoperative Nate > haha He's back!
[ 2010.05.17 22:54:53 ] Shadowoperative Nate > go wild boys.
[ 2010.05.17 22:57:07 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Nicho, your frozen corpse serve as my footstand now =)
[ 2010.05.17 22:57:43 ] Shadowoperative Nate > well except one arm which I fed to my slaver hound.
[ 2010.05.17 22:57:58 ] Shadowoperative Nate > And I think he ate your eyeballs as well.
[ 2010.05.17 22:58:03 ] Shadowoperative Nate > No hard feelings . .
[ 2010.05.17 22:59:42 ] Shadowoperative Nate > although your vacum exposed corpse is begining to thaw, so eventually I'll have to have it stripped of flesh. Maybe fashion a cup from your skull? Who knows, what wonders you can do with your remains . . -.-
[ 2010.05.17 23:02:42 ] Shadowoperative Nate > No no I'll just use his corpse for decorative purposes
[ 2010.05.17 23:02:55 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Maybe when I tire, throw him to my hounds.
[ 2010.05.17 23:03:20 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Nashh kill Nicho now and gain 100 mil.
[ 2010.05.17 23:04:11 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Zode you're on too.
[ 2010.05.17 23:04:24 ] Shadowoperative Nate > gogo. =)


By this point he had bored us enough and he had been talking to himself for ten minutes... time to move on…

-o0o-

Strange post this, very much so like Aiden Mourne would do after beating up carebears in highsec. Speaking of wich, Mr Mourne has accepted a CDM duel which will be arranged for some point in the near future. Rules have not yet been decided but I am sure he will come up with something clever and/or funny. No pressure…

-o0o-


As our roam came to an end Waylan Yutani requested to duel me. I of course accepted and he suggested fighting in Cruisers. We made the 3 jumps to Todi were I have a small selection of ships including my favourite Vexor.
I plugged myself into the onboard systems and undocked only to re-dock immediately as it was severely damaged. Must have left it there in a bit of a state after a previous roam, how unlike me.

Repaired and ready to go I sailed ‘Baby on Board VI’ into the black vacuum. Waylan’s Thorax was already waiting outside the station and I suggested to meet up in a safe spot or at a planet but his cold response was; no, here outside the station. I started to explain I would take station aggro but didn’t complete my sentence as Aura warned me of the aggressors’ incoming fire.

Drones swiftly deployed from their hold and sped to the Thorax as I opened the drone only overview. ECM drones?! Crap! My small guns and webs made swift work of 3 Electronic Warfare Drones but before I could engage the 4th; space lit up in a satisfying blue light.

Waylan’s pod drifted in wreckage and grey plumes of smoke, circled by 2x T2 Ogres, 2x T2 Hammerheads and a T2 Hobgoblin…

The pleasant chap explained that this was the ship he had beaten Mynxee in many moons ago. I vaguely remembered a post of hers regarding this. Didn’t you offer to buy her a new ship, something about E-honour and the unfairness of ECM-Drones? Maybe I am wrong.

Anyways, Mr Yutani said I passed the test and I could now join his corp, lol! Nice meeting you chap and hope to see you again some day.




Watch this space…

Friday, 12 March 2010

Pirates Ahoy! #1



Pirates Ahoy!

Thursday had been a good day for pirating, worthy of a post at least so here’s a quick rundown of events;

Kronos Kill
A late afternoon 0.0 roam with fellow Bastards; K Starwind, DanMart, Beta and Jabajools turned out to be a winner. After several jumps through empty space we where about to press on through a system with too many peeps in local.

K Star in warp to a ransom belt mid flight sputtered something on vent. All I heard was something like; ‘Er…about to...jump in warp to me, belt something something…’ He sounded pretty excited so I prepared for the worst; Starwind is a great pilot and gets himself into fights I can’t handle just yet.

On landing I targeted the only ship that wasn’t ours and heard K Star demanding full DPS. I was concentrating on the job at hand, getting required modules on, launching drones, watching D-scan and getting in range to fire my guns.

I glanced over at the enemy Battleship icon at the top of my screen and started to smile, sweet a BS kill for sure, he’s going down. The bright blue flash on screen illuminated my dark room. And we didn’t even get blobbed! Result!

I quickly prepared a safe spot and waited until the excitement died down a bit. Only then did I realise it wasn’t just any BS, we just killed a faction fit, Tech 2 Battleship!

(Danmart unfortunately got shot to pieces about 10 jumps later, holding the faction loot)


Drake Ransom
After logging of deep into 0.0 I returned later to try and run to Evati, K Starwind logged back in himself not long after. Together we set of the 18 jump trip home.

With a mere 8 jumps left Starwind paused for a moment to inform me of a Drake in a belt. On investigation he reported this was indeed the case and tried to get a point.

It smelled fishy to me but what the hell. On landing all modules activated we started chewing away at the Drakes tough outer shell. Both of us overheating in short spells, desperate to break his tank. I stopped overheating with my guns a mere 80% intact when the dreaded news came from Starwind; he burned out 3 of his guns.

Now unable to break the Drakes tank we decided to bail. Hold one minute I said, lets ransom him! Quickly inviting the Pilot into our Yarsom channel I requested 60 million for his life. He laughed politely, explaining that 60 would be to much. Righto, 40 million then please and you are free to go…

To our amazement his next response was simply; ‘who do I pay?’. With the money in my wallet we quickly moved on, laughing our asses of…

Faction Frigate Fight
After roaming with some Bastards around the local area I decided to go out on my own for a bit rather than flying with the grumpy FC.

I passed a small military outpost of some sort with a Crusader clearly within it on scan. I quickly made my way back to Evati and jumped into my Worm, undocked and sped back to Todi.

On entering system a Dramiel showed up on scan but I ignored it, warping straight to the military beacon. I activated the jump gate and much to my dismay my intended target was 300 clicks away.

I paused and weighed up my options when the Dramiel I had seen on scan earlier landed not far behind me. Running was not an option any longer and cold sweat formed on my forehead when my warpdrive shut down.

Ok lets tussle I figured, engaging my afterburner. Faction rockets spewed from their launchers, Warrior drones screamed out of their holds. The much faster Dramiel flew past at incredible speeds and ripped big chunks out of my shield. I was sure to die, or wasn’t I? The Warriors started to take a beating now and gave my shields a breather. Unable to retrieve two of the Drones quick enough I was forced to launch the slightly slower and less effective Hobgoblins I also carried.

At that moment I realized that this fight had started to swing in my favour with my shields recharged to 70% and the Dramiel’s armor stripped from around its hull. In a desperate attempt to hold point on him long enough to claim my well deserved killmail I overheated all racks and approached the aggressor.

A small tear ran down my cheek as right at moment my guns had to reload and I remembered that I was only able to fit a best named Disruptor due to the low CPU and Powergrid left after fitting two medium shield extenders.

That missing 4km now proved my undoing as the Dramiel managed to run just outside of point range and warped off.

I spoke briefly with the Dramiel Pilot and we congratulated each other on an exciting fight, 46% structure is what he managed to get away with…


Loki Ransom
I remained on vent whilst typing up a Help Desk post and heard the call to arms; a Loki in a neighbouring system.

One of the Bastard directors, z0de, had managed to convince a Harpy and a Loki into a fight near a planet. Being the pilot that he is z0de toyed with the Harpy long enough to get within scram range of the Loki. With point on, the request came for backup to help break his tank.

I would have happily settled for a Loki killmail but the unlucky/lucky pilot was offered a ransom of 600 million which he quickly accepted and paid, securing his freedom and ship.

The 120 million as my share shall be spend on hookers and booze.

For more pirating adventures watch this space…

Wednesday, 9 September 2009

Fiction #1 "You win some, you learn some" Chapter 4/4; ‘Ransom’

Chapter 4/4; ‘Ransom’

'Good to see you are still with us' Flashfresh said. 'What the fuck happened to you?' 'Oh, don’t ask' Nashh replied. A Silent stare followed; the answer clearly insufficient... 'A moment of weakness, I am sorry, it won't happen again'. 'Good, ensure it doesn’t' Flash responded firmly as he turned to a small gathering of pirates at a table in the corner. 'Come with me, we have business to discuss'.

As the pirate commander and rookie get to the table Gorgoleon slides Nashh a mug of beer, silently staring at him. 'Thanks' Nashh nodded and sat down.

'Attention bastards!' Flashfresh bellowed. The table fell silent. 'I have reliable information from a business associate and close friend of mine of the planned route of an Archon class freighter'. Nashh’s eyes lit up…

'I intend to intercept it here', pointing at the tactical map spread on the table. 'I want a tackling team at this side of the MV-618 gate and a high damage tactical squad at moon 4 in case we need it'. 'A nice clean run gentlemen no fuck ups, we go in, get what we want and get out you hear?' 'Aye, yes sir' the Bastards mumbled in reply. 'Right then, Gorgoleon, Happy San and z0de will be tactical squad, N00bish and Jmaar you will be the eyes and back-up tackle team in ME-213'. 'Nashh you are with me'. We have less than fifteen minutes, so let's roll people! Ship up and move!

The Bastards jumped of their seats and made their way out of the bar, exited like teenagers shouting 'yar!'

The purposefully straggling z0de grabs Nashh by the arm, pulls him close to whisper in his ear; 'don't fuck this up teachers pet, or I'll shoot you myself'. Nashh jerks free his arm, grabbing z0de by his throat, squeezing, one hand already on his holstered blaster. 'Just don't get in my way pretty boy and you'll be fine' he says in a calm low tone, thinking of her as he says it…

Left gasping for air, z0de composes himself. As Nashh walks off into the direction of the hangars he clears his throat and takes a moment to sort himself out, brushing off imaginary dust from his leather jacket. He quickly looks around to see if anyone saw what just happened then makes his way to the hangars himself muttering incoherently...

The Pirates undocked together scaring the handful of people outside the station enough to dock immediately. Nothing worse for a peaceful pilot than seeing your head-up-display fill up with the flashy red of doom. The journey was short and the pirates set themselves up in their positions. The wait didn't last long.

'They're here' Jmaar spoke softly in the fleet channel as if not wanting to be heard. 'Stay cloaked' Flashfresh instructed, 'when they jump, jump with them'. There was silence as the star-gate activated. The behemoth held its cloak as it came through on the waiting pirate’s side of the gate. Its captain already knowing its fate by looking at the red pulsating signatures of Flash and Nashh’s interceptors. The gate burned brightly twice more.

'Let’s do this Nashh' the pirate fleet commander said, too late. Nashh had already activated all his modules and his microwarpdrive pushed his crow straight towards the giant space transporter. 'Point' Nashh coldly reported, as did N00bish, now orbiting the target. 'Roger' Flash confirmed, 'take his shields and I'll hail them...what the f..!?'. ..

'Nashh! Nashh! Respond! Nashh!'. 'No point boss' z0de interrupted, he is no longer in his ship, he has boarded the freighter..'. God damn him! 'Hold fire, I repeat hold fire, I am going in after him....'

Nashh knew the layout of the freighter like the back of his hand. Most of his youth, and his adult life for that matter had been spent onboard his dads. As he ran up the first set of stairs the docking bay lights flashed again. Someone was coming after him. He didn't stop; this one was his. The opportunity he had wanted for so long.

Along the long corridor to the control room the thought of taking over the ship occurred to him. 'Not this time' he told himself…

A peek around the last corner revealed an armed guard with a slaver dog. The precious cargo had apparently warranted security on board but not an escort.

'd-don't come any closer!'
the guard stuttered, clearly an amateur. He let loose the dog and waited anxiously as it disappeared around the corner. A high pitched 'yelp' did not help his nerves.

Nashh slowly stepped around the corner and started steaming towards the sweating and shaking guard. The man was in shock and could barely lift his blaster. At point blank range Nashh did not rush; taking the guards weapon with his left hand, whilst raising his own with his right.

He tilted his head slightly, his scarred eye burned with anger. Without any other emotion he pulled the trigger, exposing the inside of the guard’s skull leaving a pink mist where his head had been. The lifeless body fell to the floor.

It was his first human kill, but he didn't feel any better or worse for it, there would be more…

'Nashh!' Flashfresh came bolting around the corner half tripping over the dogs remains. 'What the fuck are you...' Flash stopped and looked somewhat perplexed from the headless body back to Nashh’s void gaze.

'You are along to watch and learn young pirate..'. 'I know' Nashh interrupted 'but this is something I have to do' he continued calmly as he took the more powerful ion rifle out of Flash’s hands.

The renowned pirate’s mouth opened slightly and his eyes widened as Nashh turned around and put the ion rifle against the wall next to the control-room door. The rifle was powerful enough to blast a hole through the wall and the armed guard on the other side.

The door unlocked and the captain stepped back as he opened it. Nashh stepped in just as the second guard’s corpse folded over…

'a-anything you say'
the captain uttered, sweating profusely. 'I know' Nashh smiled an evil smile. He had memorized the words a long time ago, and with his CEO watching he got to say them himself, finally...

"You are kindly requested to pay ransom in return for your precious ship and pod, if you do not pay up in ten seconds you shall surely perish...’

’My name is Nashh Kadavr, remember it...’