Pirates Ahoy #5 Tears
With ‘Project Rifter™’ well under way there may be a few less of the ‘Pirates Ahoy’ variety. However I did, against my initial wishes and plans, undock other ships than the Rifter and felt the need to share.
On a little roam, lead by a rather upbeat and friendly z0de (must have got laid or summin) we passed through Tasti and stumbled into an offlined Pos. We did try to ransom the owner of the POS but with no liquid isk we decided to chop up the anchored structures. Unfortunately nothing of value dropped and the 0.5 million isk the pilot offered to keep his tower didn’t seem worth the effort of harassing the poor guy any further.
The roam also netted us a Rifter kill, a Badger, and a Harbinger. Nothing to shout about really, however the unfolding events after brand new Bastard (then still a recruit) Nichonostra killed this Hound are worth a chuckle.
The Pilot ‘Shadowoperative Nate’ let loose the biggest downpour of tears seen so far in my eve career. Yes he did fit a True Sancha Scrambler on his Bomber, bit strange perhaps but sometimes you do silly things and just suck it up, move on. Shadow however ended up offering everyone in local 40 million is for Nichon’s corpse and added a 50 million bounty on his head. To top it off he offered a further 50 mil for frapsing the podding of Nichon.
Needless to say implantless Nichon had his egg cracked open voluntarily and the 90 mil was banked. I failed to fraps the moment and thus missed out on that extra 50 but Shadow did throw some more money around to multiple pilots in local. He also got himself kicked from his corp there and then for being an idiot. He claimed himself he was kicked because of his harsh handling of outlaws.
The following is some of the shit he spouted in local, some more was through private convo’s with various pilots. I have deleted some other ramblings from local to keep it as short as possible;
[ 2010.05.17 21:45:05 ] Shadowoperative Nate > What is that a solo camp?
Nichon Pops the sucker…
[ 2010.05.17 21:46:40 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Ok I rest my case
[ 2010.05.17 21:46:41 ] Shadowoperative Nate > =P
[ 2010.05.17 21:47:13 ] Shadowoperative Nate > I guess you earned the 90 mil faction scrambler
Say what?!
[ 2010.05.17 21:47:15 ] Shadowoperative Nate > =P
[ 2010.05.17 21:47:22 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Or did you!
[ 2010.05.17 21:49:14 ] Shadowoperative Nate > The one who kills bring me ' Nichonostra's ' head will recieve 40 mil ISK
Sure I’ll volunteer lolz!
[ 2010.05.17 21:49:20 ] Nashh Kadavr > o/
[ 2010.05.17 21:49:27 ] Nashh Kadavr > i'll get him
[ 2010.05.17 21:49:34 ] Shadowoperative Nate > 40 MIl wired directly into your account
[ 2010.05.17 21:49:35 ] Nichonostra > logging off
[ 2010.05.17 21:49:37 ] Nichonostra > cya
Lol you liar!
[ 2010.05.17 21:49:40 ] Shadowoperative Nate > lol
[ 2010.05.17 21:49:44 ] Shadowoperative Nate > I'll bounty you
[ 2010.05.17 21:49:50 ] Shadowoperative Nate > so you will be hunted
[ 2010.05.17 21:49:57 ] Nashh Kadavr > o my god!
[ 2010.05.17 21:50:09 ] Nashh Kadavr > just give me the bounty and i'll hunt him
[ 2010.05.17 21:50:28 ] Shadowoperative Nate > 20 mil bounty 20 mil once you show me his head
[ 2010.05.17 21:50:32 ] Nashh Kadavr > deal
[ 2010.05.17 21:50:34 ] Shadowoperative Nate > gogo
[ 2010.05.17 21:50:40 ] Nashh Kadavr > i have him on scan
[ 2010.05.17 21:51:01 ] Nashh Kadavr > pay me 20 now and i will proceed
Our little fleet including Nichon are huddled up in a safespot… laughing.
[ 2010.05.17 21:51:11 ] Shadowoperative Nate > good.
[ 2010.05.17 21:51:14 ] Shadowoperative Nate > make him suffer
[ 2010.05.17 21:51:37 ] Nashh Kadavr > i can see him close by
[ 2010.05.17 21:51:39 ] Shadowoperative Nate > haha no
[ 2010.05.17 21:51:58 ] Nashh Kadavr > i have him pointed
[ 2010.05.17 21:51:58 ] Shadowoperative Nate > 20 mil when you bring me his head. No advance payment, No bartering
[ 2010.05.17 21:52:13 ] Nashh Kadavr > you said 40
[ 2010.05.17 21:52:14 ] Shadowoperative Nate > 20 mil will be transferred into your account
[ 2010.05.17 21:52:21 ] Shadowoperative Nate > plus the 20 on his bounty
[ 2010.05.17 21:52:31 ] Nashh Kadavr > 20 up front
[ 2010.05.17 21:52:33 ] Nashh Kadavr > engaging
[ 2010.05.17 21:52:34 ] Shadowoperative Nate > contract me his corpse
[ 2010.05.17 21:52:48 ] Nichonostra > fuck.
[ 2010.05.17 21:52:57 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Nothing up front. I know how this works.
[ 2010.05.17 21:53:05 ] Nashh Kadavr > holy shit he is tough i have to bail
We are picking our nose waiting out GCC’s…
[ 2010.05.17 21:53:26 ] Shadowoperative Nate > your older than him . .
[ 2010.05.17 21:53:31 ] Nashh Kadavr > can you come help at least?
Hoping he would come back in something nice…
[ 2010.05.17 21:53:43 ] Nashh Kadavr > i am older but he is in a high dps ship man
[ 2010.05.17 21:53:47 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Sure I need to replace my ship =P
[ 2010.05.17 21:53:52 ] Nashh Kadavr > kk hurry
[ 2010.05.17 21:53:56 ] Shadowoperative Nate > get someone else in the system to help u
[ 2010.05.17 21:54:01 ] Arrhidaeus > Like me?
[ 2010.05.17 21:54:07 ] Nashh Kadavr > without paying them?
[ 2010.05.17 21:54:19 ] Nashh Kadavr > nothing for free in this game dude
[ 2010.05.17 21:54:24 ] Shadowoperative Nate > the killshots gets 20 and then you can divide the additional 20 mil
[ 2010.05.17 21:54:34 ] Shadowoperative Nate > look at his bounty -.-
[ 2010.05.17 21:54:47 ] Nashh Kadavr > i'll go in again and give it my all but not without a risk fee up front
[ 2010.05.17 21:54:59 ] Nashh Kadavr > why would i risk my ship for 20 i may not get
[ 2010.05.17 21:55:31 ] Nashh Kadavr > kk my ship is repaired
[ 2010.05.17 21:55:35 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Because of the 20 on his bounty?
[ 2010.05.17 21:55:42 ] Nashh Kadavr > yeah but what if i lose
[ 2010.05.17 21:55:54 ] Nashh Kadavr > then i lost my ship for nothing
I am trying for him to up the ante…
[ 2010.05.17 21:56:09 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Not my problem I only pay hunters who bring me a succesful target
[ 2010.05.17 21:56:28 ] Shadowoperative Nate > See now he has 30 mil bounty
[ 2010.05.17 21:56:36 ] Nashh Kadavr > ok pay me ten and i will engage
[ 2010.05.17 21:56:41 ] Shadowoperative Nate > kill him and you'll get the last 10
[ 2010.05.17 21:56:45 ] Shadowoperative Nate > No.
[ 2010.05.17 21:56:50 ] Shadowoperative Nate > I'm not stupid.
[ 2010.05.17 21:57:01 ] Shadowoperative Nate > That's now how it works.
[ 2010.05.17 21:57:02 ] Nashh Kadavr > i am only trying to help dude
[ 2010.05.17 21:57:32 ] Nashh Kadavr > i have him on scan
[ 2010.05.17 21:57:39 ] Nashh Kadavr > want me to go for it?
[ 2010.05.17 21:57:46 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Go ahead.
[ 2010.05.17 21:58:05 ] Nashh Kadavr > will you pay me the 10 if i engage?
[ 2010.05.17 21:58:18 ] Nashh Kadavr > and are you coming to help or what?
[ 2010.05.17 21:58:28 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Actually I'll just make this a competition whoever kills him first gets the 40 mil
[ 2010.05.17 21:58:44 ] Shadowoperative Nate > All ppl in the system may participate
[ 2010.05.17 21:58:57 ] Nashh Kadavr > your loss mate
[ 2010.05.17 21:58:57 ] Shadowoperative Nate > And as and added bonus I'll raise it to 50 mil
Lol keep them iskies rolling…
[ 2010.05.17 21:59:14 ] Shadowoperative Nate > I don't have a ship.
[ 2010.05.17 21:59:16 ] Shadowoperative Nate > SO no.
[ 2010.05.17 21:59:33 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Tasti Local Channel
[ 2010.05.17 22:04:23 ] Shadowoperative Nate > 60 mil for the person who kills Nichonostra
[ 2010.05.17 22:04:37 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Off with his head!
[ 2010.05.17 22:12:42 ] Shadowoperative Nate > 90 mil for the person who destroys Nichonostra!
[ 2010.05.17 22:13:10 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Kill him
[ 2010.05.17 22:13:45 ] Shadowoperative Nate > 100 mil? If he suffers!
[ 2010.05.17 22:15:48 ] z0de > I pop'd him
[ 2010.05.17 22:15:51 ] z0de > give isk please.
[ 2010.05.17 22:16:20 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Contract me his corpse
[ 2010.05.17 22:16:22 ] Shadowoperative Nate > !
[ 2010.05.17 22:17:02 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Don't think you did, his bounty is still 30 mil and my offer for the additional 60 stands
[ 2010.05.17 22:17:13 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Destroy him!
[ 2010.05.17 22:17:24 ] z0de > oh you want him podded
[ 2010.05.17 22:22:43 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Okay his auto bounty is up to 51 mil pod him and I'll wire the rest
[ 2010.05.17 22:26:18 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Check your wallets guys
[ 2010.05.17 22:26:44 ] Nashh Kadavr > one mil?
He paid everyone in local 1 million isk…
[ 2010.05.17 22:27:13 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Like the sample lady in the food store you won't get the whole cake.
[ 2010.05.17 22:27:14 ] Shadowoperative Nate > -.-
[ 2010.05.17 22:27:25 ] Nashh Kadavr > lol
[ 2010.05.17 22:27:32 ] Shadowoperative Nate > It is a taste. Kill him and get the remaining 90 mil
[ 2010.05.17 22:29:33 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Revenge is fun.
[ 2010.05.17 22:29:41 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Like the note says.
[ 2010.05.17 22:29:48 ] Shadowoperative Nate > A taste. 90 mil if you kill Nichonostra.
[ 2010.05.17 22:30:39 ] Nashh Kadavr > dude shadow
[ 2010.05.17 22:30:42 ] Nashh Kadavr > i got him
[ 2010.05.17 22:30:51 ] Nashh Kadavr > want to watch him die?
[ 2010.05.17 22:30:55 ] z0de > *cough* we *cough*
[ 2010.05.17 22:31:03 ] Nashh Kadavr > /emote sighs
[ 2010.05.17 22:31:07 ] Nashh Kadavr > ok we got him
[ 2010.05.17 22:31:08 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Yeah frap it
[ 2010.05.17 22:31:16 ] Nashh Kadavr > come and watch if you like
[ 2010.05.17 22:31:17 ] Shadowoperative Nate > and I'll wire an extra 50
I did have frapps on but it didn’t record…
[ 2010.05.17 22:31:48 ] Shadowoperative Nate > But only if you record it AND upload it to youtube!
[ 2010.05.17 22:31:48 ] z0de > come p1, m1 to see
[ 2010.05.17 22:32:00 ] z0de > effort to record
[ 2010.05.17 22:32:02 ] Shadowoperative Nate > So all can laught at him.
[ 2010.05.17 22:32:04 ] Nashh Kadavr > i will email you the frapss
[ 2010.05.17 22:32:04 ] Shadowoperative Nate > =)
[ 2010.05.17 22:32:10 ] Nashh Kadavr > you post it or whatever
[ 2010.05.17 22:32:28 ] Shadowoperative Nate > No you do. As per request.
[ 2010.05.17 22:32:32 ] Nashh Kadavr > how much for a fraps vid of his pod kill?
[ 2010.05.17 22:32:38 ] Shadowoperative Nate > 50 mil.
[ 2010.05.17 22:32:44 ] Nashh Kadavr > ok one sec
[ 2010.05.17 22:32:50 ] Nashh Kadavr > i have his pod pointed
Nichon voluntarily bites the dust after safely docking up his ship…
[ 2010.05.17 22:35:01 ] Nashh Kadavr > he dead
[ 2010.05.17 22:35:11 ] Nashh Kadavr > i dont know if frapps worked
[ 2010.05.17 22:35:18 ] Nashh Kadavr > will check now
[ 2010.05.17 22:35:22 ] Nashh Kadavr > want his corps?
[ 2010.05.17 22:35:28 ] Shadowoperative Nate > yes contract it
[ 2010.05.17 22:35:55 ] Shadowoperative Nate > I shall have it adorn one of my wings.
[ 2010.05.17 22:35:59 ] Nashh Kadavr > nice
[ 2010.05.17 22:36:16 ] Nashh Kadavr > want me to contract it to you
[ 2010.05.17 22:36:30 ] Shadowoperative Nate > * nods
[ 2010.05.17 22:37:08 ] Nashh Kadavr > kk
[ 2010.05.17 22:39:09 ] Shadowoperative Nate > let me know once it's on youtube.
[ 2010.05.17 22:39:20 ] Nashh Kadavr > shadow dude
[ 2010.05.17 22:39:30 ] Nashh Kadavr > i am docking with your corpse now
[ 2010.05.17 22:39:43 ] Nashh Kadavr > i'll check the fraps vid
[ 2010.05.17 22:39:48 ] Nashh Kadavr > i hope it worked
[ 2010.05.17 22:40:48 ] Shadowoperative Nate > yeah =)
[ 2010.05.17 22:41:01 ] Nashh Kadavr > how much for the corpse again?
[ 2010.05.17 22:42:37 ] Shadowoperative Nate > well the initial 50 mil was automatically payed so the remaining 40.
[ 2010.05.17 22:42:43 ] Nashh Kadavr > rgr
[ 2010.05.17 22:42:45 ] Shadowoperative Nate > and 50 once the vid is up
[ 2010.05.17 22:43:23 ] Nashh Kadavr > Corpse
[ 2010.05.17 22:43:30 ] Nashh Kadavr > there's his corpse
[ 2010.05.17 22:43:43 ] Nashh Kadavr > checking fraps loggs now
[ 2010.05.17 22:43:43 ] Shadowoperative Nate > 40 mil
[ 2010.05.17 22:43:47 ] Shadowoperative Nate > not 50!
Was worth a shot no?
[ 2010.05.17 22:43:49 ] Shadowoperative Nate > =)
[ 2010.05.17 22:44:50 ] Nashh Kadavr > ok
[ 2010.05.17 22:44:57 ] Nashh Kadavr > frapps failed sorry dude
[ 2010.05.17 22:45:03 ] Nashh Kadavr > let me ammend the contract
[ 2010.05.17 22:45:04 ] Shadowoperative Nate > =P
[ 2010.05.17 22:45:12 ] Shadowoperative Nate > You lost 50 mil =/
[ 2010.05.17 22:45:18 ] Nashh Kadavr > yeah gutted
O well…
[ 2010.05.17 22:45:41 ] Shadowoperative Nate > How about I put the 50 mil on his bounty and you pod him again ? xD
[ 2010.05.17 22:45:47 ] z0de > do that
This guy needs professional help…
[ 2010.05.17 22:46:54 ] Shadowoperative Nate > and apparently my corp thought I've gone too rogue dealing with pirates so I need a new corp . . any takers?
Shadow get booted from his corp for being an idiot.
[ 2010.05.17 22:47:09 ] Nashh Kadavr > too rough?
[ 2010.05.17 22:47:22 ] Shadowoperative Nate > There you go =)
[ 2010.05.17 22:47:56 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Well apparently news spread that I was 'consorting with known pirate entities' =P
[ 2010.05.17 22:48:15 ] Nashh Kadavr > lol
[ 2010.05.17 22:48:29 ] Nashh Kadavr > thanks for the business chief
[ 2010.05.17 22:48:38 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Nps =)
[ 2010.05.17 22:48:42 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Likewise.
[ 2010.05.17 22:49:13 ] Shadowoperative Nate > May I join any of your 'free spirit' corps?
Er.. no way.
[ 2010.05.17 22:49:36 ] Nashh Kadavr > dunno about that
[ 2010.05.17 22:50:17 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Alright. I guess I'm not 'powerhouse' enough however, I am cutthroat!
[ 2010.05.17 22:50:28 ] Nashh Kadavr > lol
[ 2010.05.17 22:50:32 ] Shadowoperative Nate > and quite loyal
[ 2010.05.17 22:50:41 ] Nashh Kadavr > and rich
[ 2010.05.17 22:50:54 ] Shadowoperative Nate > And I have large financial assets, yes. =P
[ 2010.05.17 22:52:07 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Think about it. We could work towards mutally beneficial ends , , =)
[ 2010.05.17 22:52:38 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Anyway I'm off see ya. Will add you if I need any more contract killin' done . . hehe
[ 2010.05.17 22:52:45 ] Nashh Kadavr > rgr
[ 2010.05.17 22:52:51 ] Nashh Kadavr > allways up for some isk
Shadow adds a new 50 mill bounty on Nich’s head;
[ 2010.05.17 22:54:27 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Ok new bounty added to Nichonostra. Have fun! Offer still stands if you record the kill and youtube it = an extra 50 mil.
[ 2010.05.17 22:54:37 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Cheers.
[ 2010.05.17 22:54:46 ] Shadowoperative Nate > haha He's back!
[ 2010.05.17 22:54:53 ] Shadowoperative Nate > go wild boys.
[ 2010.05.17 22:57:07 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Nicho, your frozen corpse serve as my footstand now =)
[ 2010.05.17 22:57:43 ] Shadowoperative Nate > well except one arm which I fed to my slaver hound.
[ 2010.05.17 22:57:58 ] Shadowoperative Nate > And I think he ate your eyeballs as well.
[ 2010.05.17 22:58:03 ] Shadowoperative Nate > No hard feelings . .
[ 2010.05.17 22:59:42 ] Shadowoperative Nate > although your vacum exposed corpse is begining to thaw, so eventually I'll have to have it stripped of flesh. Maybe fashion a cup from your skull? Who knows, what wonders you can do with your remains . . -.-
[ 2010.05.17 23:02:42 ] Shadowoperative Nate > No no I'll just use his corpse for decorative purposes
[ 2010.05.17 23:02:55 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Maybe when I tire, throw him to my hounds.
[ 2010.05.17 23:03:20 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Nashh kill Nicho now and gain 100 mil.
[ 2010.05.17 23:04:11 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Zode you're on too.
[ 2010.05.17 23:04:24 ] Shadowoperative Nate > gogo. =)
By this point he had bored us enough and he had been talking to himself for ten minutes... time to move on…
-o0o-
Strange post this, very much so like Aiden Mourne would do after beating up carebears in highsec. Speaking of wich, Mr Mourne has accepted a CDM duel which will be arranged for some point in the near future. Rules have not yet been decided but I am sure he will come up with something clever and/or funny. No pressure…
-o0o-
As our roam came to an end Waylan Yutani requested to duel me. I of course accepted and he suggested fighting in Cruisers. We made the 3 jumps to Todi were I have a small selection of ships including my favourite Vexor.
I plugged myself into the onboard systems and undocked only to re-dock immediately as it was severely damaged. Must have left it there in a bit of a state after a previous roam, how unlike me.
Repaired and ready to go I sailed ‘Baby on Board VI’ into the black vacuum. Waylan’s Thorax was already waiting outside the station and I suggested to meet up in a safe spot or at a planet but his cold response was; no, here outside the station. I started to explain I would take station aggro but didn’t complete my sentence as Aura warned me of the aggressors’ incoming fire.
Drones swiftly deployed from their hold and sped to the Thorax as I opened the drone only overview. ECM drones?! Crap! My small guns and webs made swift work of 3 Electronic Warfare Drones but before I could engage the 4th; space lit up in a satisfying blue light.
Waylan’s pod drifted in wreckage and grey plumes of smoke, circled by 2x T2 Ogres, 2x T2 Hammerheads and a T2 Hobgoblin…
The pleasant chap explained that this was the ship he had beaten Mynxee in many moons ago. I vaguely remembered a post of hers regarding this. Didn’t you offer to buy her a new ship, something about E-honour and the unfairness of ECM-Drones? Maybe I am wrong.
Anyways, Mr Yutani said I passed the test and I could now join his corp, lol! Nice meeting you chap and hope to see you again some day.
Watch this space…
With ‘Project Rifter™’ well under way there may be a few less of the ‘Pirates Ahoy’ variety. However I did, against my initial wishes and plans, undock other ships than the Rifter and felt the need to share.
On a little roam, lead by a rather upbeat and friendly z0de (must have got laid or summin) we passed through Tasti and stumbled into an offlined Pos. We did try to ransom the owner of the POS but with no liquid isk we decided to chop up the anchored structures. Unfortunately nothing of value dropped and the 0.5 million isk the pilot offered to keep his tower didn’t seem worth the effort of harassing the poor guy any further.
The roam also netted us a Rifter kill, a Badger, and a Harbinger. Nothing to shout about really, however the unfolding events after brand new Bastard (then still a recruit) Nichonostra killed this Hound are worth a chuckle.
The Pilot ‘Shadowoperative Nate’ let loose the biggest downpour of tears seen so far in my eve career. Yes he did fit a True Sancha Scrambler on his Bomber, bit strange perhaps but sometimes you do silly things and just suck it up, move on. Shadow however ended up offering everyone in local 40 million is for Nichon’s corpse and added a 50 million bounty on his head. To top it off he offered a further 50 mil for frapsing the podding of Nichon.
Needless to say implantless Nichon had his egg cracked open voluntarily and the 90 mil was banked. I failed to fraps the moment and thus missed out on that extra 50 but Shadow did throw some more money around to multiple pilots in local. He also got himself kicked from his corp there and then for being an idiot. He claimed himself he was kicked because of his harsh handling of outlaws.
The following is some of the shit he spouted in local, some more was through private convo’s with various pilots. I have deleted some other ramblings from local to keep it as short as possible;
[ 2010.05.17 21:45:05 ] Shadowoperative Nate > What is that a solo camp?
Nichon Pops the sucker…
[ 2010.05.17 21:46:40 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Ok I rest my case
[ 2010.05.17 21:46:41 ] Shadowoperative Nate > =P
[ 2010.05.17 21:47:13 ] Shadowoperative Nate > I guess you earned the 90 mil faction scrambler
Say what?!
[ 2010.05.17 21:47:15 ] Shadowoperative Nate > =P
[ 2010.05.17 21:47:22 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Or did you!
[ 2010.05.17 21:49:14 ] Shadowoperative Nate > The one who kills bring me ' Nichonostra's ' head will recieve 40 mil ISK
Sure I’ll volunteer lolz!
[ 2010.05.17 21:49:20 ] Nashh Kadavr > o/
[ 2010.05.17 21:49:27 ] Nashh Kadavr > i'll get him
[ 2010.05.17 21:49:34 ] Shadowoperative Nate > 40 MIl wired directly into your account
[ 2010.05.17 21:49:35 ] Nichonostra > logging off
[ 2010.05.17 21:49:37 ] Nichonostra > cya
Lol you liar!
[ 2010.05.17 21:49:40 ] Shadowoperative Nate > lol
[ 2010.05.17 21:49:44 ] Shadowoperative Nate > I'll bounty you
[ 2010.05.17 21:49:50 ] Shadowoperative Nate > so you will be hunted
[ 2010.05.17 21:49:57 ] Nashh Kadavr > o my god!
[ 2010.05.17 21:50:09 ] Nashh Kadavr > just give me the bounty and i'll hunt him
[ 2010.05.17 21:50:28 ] Shadowoperative Nate > 20 mil bounty 20 mil once you show me his head
[ 2010.05.17 21:50:32 ] Nashh Kadavr > deal
[ 2010.05.17 21:50:34 ] Shadowoperative Nate > gogo
[ 2010.05.17 21:50:40 ] Nashh Kadavr > i have him on scan
[ 2010.05.17 21:51:01 ] Nashh Kadavr > pay me 20 now and i will proceed
Our little fleet including Nichon are huddled up in a safespot… laughing.
[ 2010.05.17 21:51:11 ] Shadowoperative Nate > good.
[ 2010.05.17 21:51:14 ] Shadowoperative Nate > make him suffer
[ 2010.05.17 21:51:37 ] Nashh Kadavr > i can see him close by
[ 2010.05.17 21:51:39 ] Shadowoperative Nate > haha no
[ 2010.05.17 21:51:58 ] Nashh Kadavr > i have him pointed
[ 2010.05.17 21:51:58 ] Shadowoperative Nate > 20 mil when you bring me his head. No advance payment, No bartering
[ 2010.05.17 21:52:13 ] Nashh Kadavr > you said 40
[ 2010.05.17 21:52:14 ] Shadowoperative Nate > 20 mil will be transferred into your account
[ 2010.05.17 21:52:21 ] Shadowoperative Nate > plus the 20 on his bounty
[ 2010.05.17 21:52:31 ] Nashh Kadavr > 20 up front
[ 2010.05.17 21:52:33 ] Nashh Kadavr > engaging
[ 2010.05.17 21:52:34 ] Shadowoperative Nate > contract me his corpse
[ 2010.05.17 21:52:48 ] Nichonostra > fuck.
[ 2010.05.17 21:52:57 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Nothing up front. I know how this works.
[ 2010.05.17 21:53:05 ] Nashh Kadavr > holy shit he is tough i have to bail
We are picking our nose waiting out GCC’s…
[ 2010.05.17 21:53:26 ] Shadowoperative Nate > your older than him . .
[ 2010.05.17 21:53:31 ] Nashh Kadavr > can you come help at least?
Hoping he would come back in something nice…
[ 2010.05.17 21:53:43 ] Nashh Kadavr > i am older but he is in a high dps ship man
[ 2010.05.17 21:53:47 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Sure I need to replace my ship =P
[ 2010.05.17 21:53:52 ] Nashh Kadavr > kk hurry
[ 2010.05.17 21:53:56 ] Shadowoperative Nate > get someone else in the system to help u
[ 2010.05.17 21:54:01 ] Arrhidaeus > Like me?
[ 2010.05.17 21:54:07 ] Nashh Kadavr > without paying them?
[ 2010.05.17 21:54:19 ] Nashh Kadavr > nothing for free in this game dude
[ 2010.05.17 21:54:24 ] Shadowoperative Nate > the killshots gets 20 and then you can divide the additional 20 mil
[ 2010.05.17 21:54:34 ] Shadowoperative Nate > look at his bounty -.-
[ 2010.05.17 21:54:47 ] Nashh Kadavr > i'll go in again and give it my all but not without a risk fee up front
[ 2010.05.17 21:54:59 ] Nashh Kadavr > why would i risk my ship for 20 i may not get
[ 2010.05.17 21:55:31 ] Nashh Kadavr > kk my ship is repaired
[ 2010.05.17 21:55:35 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Because of the 20 on his bounty?
[ 2010.05.17 21:55:42 ] Nashh Kadavr > yeah but what if i lose
[ 2010.05.17 21:55:54 ] Nashh Kadavr > then i lost my ship for nothing
I am trying for him to up the ante…
[ 2010.05.17 21:56:09 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Not my problem I only pay hunters who bring me a succesful target
[ 2010.05.17 21:56:28 ] Shadowoperative Nate > See now he has 30 mil bounty
[ 2010.05.17 21:56:36 ] Nashh Kadavr > ok pay me ten and i will engage
[ 2010.05.17 21:56:41 ] Shadowoperative Nate > kill him and you'll get the last 10
[ 2010.05.17 21:56:45 ] Shadowoperative Nate > No.
[ 2010.05.17 21:56:50 ] Shadowoperative Nate > I'm not stupid.
[ 2010.05.17 21:57:01 ] Shadowoperative Nate > That's now how it works.
[ 2010.05.17 21:57:02 ] Nashh Kadavr > i am only trying to help dude
[ 2010.05.17 21:57:32 ] Nashh Kadavr > i have him on scan
[ 2010.05.17 21:57:39 ] Nashh Kadavr > want me to go for it?
[ 2010.05.17 21:57:46 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Go ahead.
[ 2010.05.17 21:58:05 ] Nashh Kadavr > will you pay me the 10 if i engage?
[ 2010.05.17 21:58:18 ] Nashh Kadavr > and are you coming to help or what?
[ 2010.05.17 21:58:28 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Actually I'll just make this a competition whoever kills him first gets the 40 mil
[ 2010.05.17 21:58:44 ] Shadowoperative Nate > All ppl in the system may participate
[ 2010.05.17 21:58:57 ] Nashh Kadavr > your loss mate
[ 2010.05.17 21:58:57 ] Shadowoperative Nate > And as and added bonus I'll raise it to 50 mil
Lol keep them iskies rolling…
[ 2010.05.17 21:59:14 ] Shadowoperative Nate > I don't have a ship.
[ 2010.05.17 21:59:16 ] Shadowoperative Nate > SO no.
[ 2010.05.17 21:59:33 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Tasti Local Channel
[ 2010.05.17 22:04:23 ] Shadowoperative Nate > 60 mil for the person who kills Nichonostra
[ 2010.05.17 22:04:37 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Off with his head!
[ 2010.05.17 22:12:42 ] Shadowoperative Nate > 90 mil for the person who destroys Nichonostra!
[ 2010.05.17 22:13:10 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Kill him
[ 2010.05.17 22:13:45 ] Shadowoperative Nate > 100 mil? If he suffers!
[ 2010.05.17 22:15:48 ] z0de > I pop'd him
[ 2010.05.17 22:15:51 ] z0de > give isk please.
[ 2010.05.17 22:16:20 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Contract me his corpse
[ 2010.05.17 22:16:22 ] Shadowoperative Nate > !
[ 2010.05.17 22:17:02 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Don't think you did, his bounty is still 30 mil and my offer for the additional 60 stands
[ 2010.05.17 22:17:13 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Destroy him!
[ 2010.05.17 22:17:24 ] z0de > oh you want him podded
[ 2010.05.17 22:22:43 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Okay his auto bounty is up to 51 mil pod him and I'll wire the rest
[ 2010.05.17 22:26:18 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Check your wallets guys
[ 2010.05.17 22:26:44 ] Nashh Kadavr > one mil?
He paid everyone in local 1 million isk…
[ 2010.05.17 22:27:13 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Like the sample lady in the food store you won't get the whole cake.
[ 2010.05.17 22:27:14 ] Shadowoperative Nate > -.-
[ 2010.05.17 22:27:25 ] Nashh Kadavr > lol
[ 2010.05.17 22:27:32 ] Shadowoperative Nate > It is a taste. Kill him and get the remaining 90 mil
[ 2010.05.17 22:29:33 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Revenge is fun.
[ 2010.05.17 22:29:41 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Like the note says.
[ 2010.05.17 22:29:48 ] Shadowoperative Nate > A taste. 90 mil if you kill Nichonostra.
[ 2010.05.17 22:30:39 ] Nashh Kadavr > dude shadow
[ 2010.05.17 22:30:42 ] Nashh Kadavr > i got him
[ 2010.05.17 22:30:51 ] Nashh Kadavr > want to watch him die?
[ 2010.05.17 22:30:55 ] z0de > *cough* we *cough*
[ 2010.05.17 22:31:03 ] Nashh Kadavr > /emote sighs
[ 2010.05.17 22:31:07 ] Nashh Kadavr > ok we got him
[ 2010.05.17 22:31:08 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Yeah frap it
[ 2010.05.17 22:31:16 ] Nashh Kadavr > come and watch if you like
[ 2010.05.17 22:31:17 ] Shadowoperative Nate > and I'll wire an extra 50
I did have frapps on but it didn’t record…
[ 2010.05.17 22:31:48 ] Shadowoperative Nate > But only if you record it AND upload it to youtube!
[ 2010.05.17 22:31:48 ] z0de > come p1, m1 to see
[ 2010.05.17 22:32:00 ] z0de > effort to record
[ 2010.05.17 22:32:02 ] Shadowoperative Nate > So all can laught at him.
[ 2010.05.17 22:32:04 ] Nashh Kadavr > i will email you the frapss
[ 2010.05.17 22:32:04 ] Shadowoperative Nate > =)
[ 2010.05.17 22:32:10 ] Nashh Kadavr > you post it or whatever
[ 2010.05.17 22:32:28 ] Shadowoperative Nate > No you do. As per request.
[ 2010.05.17 22:32:32 ] Nashh Kadavr > how much for a fraps vid of his pod kill?
[ 2010.05.17 22:32:38 ] Shadowoperative Nate > 50 mil.
[ 2010.05.17 22:32:44 ] Nashh Kadavr > ok one sec
[ 2010.05.17 22:32:50 ] Nashh Kadavr > i have his pod pointed
Nichon voluntarily bites the dust after safely docking up his ship…
[ 2010.05.17 22:35:01 ] Nashh Kadavr > he dead
[ 2010.05.17 22:35:11 ] Nashh Kadavr > i dont know if frapps worked
[ 2010.05.17 22:35:18 ] Nashh Kadavr > will check now
[ 2010.05.17 22:35:22 ] Nashh Kadavr > want his corps?
[ 2010.05.17 22:35:28 ] Shadowoperative Nate > yes contract it
[ 2010.05.17 22:35:55 ] Shadowoperative Nate > I shall have it adorn one of my wings.
[ 2010.05.17 22:35:59 ] Nashh Kadavr > nice
[ 2010.05.17 22:36:16 ] Nashh Kadavr > want me to contract it to you
[ 2010.05.17 22:36:30 ] Shadowoperative Nate > * nods
[ 2010.05.17 22:37:08 ] Nashh Kadavr > kk
[ 2010.05.17 22:39:09 ] Shadowoperative Nate > let me know once it's on youtube.
[ 2010.05.17 22:39:20 ] Nashh Kadavr > shadow dude
[ 2010.05.17 22:39:30 ] Nashh Kadavr > i am docking with your corpse now
[ 2010.05.17 22:39:43 ] Nashh Kadavr > i'll check the fraps vid
[ 2010.05.17 22:39:48 ] Nashh Kadavr > i hope it worked
[ 2010.05.17 22:40:48 ] Shadowoperative Nate > yeah =)
[ 2010.05.17 22:41:01 ] Nashh Kadavr > how much for the corpse again?
[ 2010.05.17 22:42:37 ] Shadowoperative Nate > well the initial 50 mil was automatically payed so the remaining 40.
[ 2010.05.17 22:42:43 ] Nashh Kadavr > rgr
[ 2010.05.17 22:42:45 ] Shadowoperative Nate > and 50 once the vid is up
[ 2010.05.17 22:43:23 ] Nashh Kadavr > Corpse
[ 2010.05.17 22:43:30 ] Nashh Kadavr > there's his corpse
[ 2010.05.17 22:43:43 ] Nashh Kadavr > checking fraps loggs now
[ 2010.05.17 22:43:43 ] Shadowoperative Nate > 40 mil
[ 2010.05.17 22:43:47 ] Shadowoperative Nate > not 50!
Was worth a shot no?
[ 2010.05.17 22:43:49 ] Shadowoperative Nate > =)
[ 2010.05.17 22:44:50 ] Nashh Kadavr > ok
[ 2010.05.17 22:44:57 ] Nashh Kadavr > frapps failed sorry dude
[ 2010.05.17 22:45:03 ] Nashh Kadavr > let me ammend the contract
[ 2010.05.17 22:45:04 ] Shadowoperative Nate > =P
[ 2010.05.17 22:45:12 ] Shadowoperative Nate > You lost 50 mil =/
[ 2010.05.17 22:45:18 ] Nashh Kadavr > yeah gutted
O well…
[ 2010.05.17 22:45:41 ] Shadowoperative Nate > How about I put the 50 mil on his bounty and you pod him again ? xD
[ 2010.05.17 22:45:47 ] z0de > do that
This guy needs professional help…
[ 2010.05.17 22:46:54 ] Shadowoperative Nate > and apparently my corp thought I've gone too rogue dealing with pirates so I need a new corp . . any takers?
Shadow get booted from his corp for being an idiot.
[ 2010.05.17 22:47:09 ] Nashh Kadavr > too rough?
[ 2010.05.17 22:47:22 ] Shadowoperative Nate > There you go =)
[ 2010.05.17 22:47:56 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Well apparently news spread that I was 'consorting with known pirate entities' =P
[ 2010.05.17 22:48:15 ] Nashh Kadavr > lol
[ 2010.05.17 22:48:29 ] Nashh Kadavr > thanks for the business chief
[ 2010.05.17 22:48:38 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Nps =)
[ 2010.05.17 22:48:42 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Likewise.
[ 2010.05.17 22:49:13 ] Shadowoperative Nate > May I join any of your 'free spirit' corps?
Er.. no way.
[ 2010.05.17 22:49:36 ] Nashh Kadavr > dunno about that
[ 2010.05.17 22:50:17 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Alright. I guess I'm not 'powerhouse' enough however, I am cutthroat!
[ 2010.05.17 22:50:28 ] Nashh Kadavr > lol
[ 2010.05.17 22:50:32 ] Shadowoperative Nate > and quite loyal
[ 2010.05.17 22:50:41 ] Nashh Kadavr > and rich
[ 2010.05.17 22:50:54 ] Shadowoperative Nate > And I have large financial assets, yes. =P
[ 2010.05.17 22:52:07 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Think about it. We could work towards mutally beneficial ends , , =)
[ 2010.05.17 22:52:38 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Anyway I'm off see ya. Will add you if I need any more contract killin' done . . hehe
[ 2010.05.17 22:52:45 ] Nashh Kadavr > rgr
[ 2010.05.17 22:52:51 ] Nashh Kadavr > allways up for some isk
Shadow adds a new 50 mill bounty on Nich’s head;
[ 2010.05.17 22:54:27 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Ok new bounty added to Nichonostra. Have fun! Offer still stands if you record the kill and youtube it = an extra 50 mil.
[ 2010.05.17 22:54:37 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Cheers.
[ 2010.05.17 22:54:46 ] Shadowoperative Nate > haha He's back!
[ 2010.05.17 22:54:53 ] Shadowoperative Nate > go wild boys.
[ 2010.05.17 22:57:07 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Nicho, your frozen corpse serve as my footstand now =)
[ 2010.05.17 22:57:43 ] Shadowoperative Nate > well except one arm which I fed to my slaver hound.
[ 2010.05.17 22:57:58 ] Shadowoperative Nate > And I think he ate your eyeballs as well.
[ 2010.05.17 22:58:03 ] Shadowoperative Nate > No hard feelings . .
[ 2010.05.17 22:59:42 ] Shadowoperative Nate > although your vacum exposed corpse is begining to thaw, so eventually I'll have to have it stripped of flesh. Maybe fashion a cup from your skull? Who knows, what wonders you can do with your remains . . -.-
[ 2010.05.17 23:02:42 ] Shadowoperative Nate > No no I'll just use his corpse for decorative purposes
[ 2010.05.17 23:02:55 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Maybe when I tire, throw him to my hounds.
[ 2010.05.17 23:03:20 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Nashh kill Nicho now and gain 100 mil.
[ 2010.05.17 23:04:11 ] Shadowoperative Nate > Zode you're on too.
[ 2010.05.17 23:04:24 ] Shadowoperative Nate > gogo. =)
By this point he had bored us enough and he had been talking to himself for ten minutes... time to move on…
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Strange post this, very much so like Aiden Mourne would do after beating up carebears in highsec. Speaking of wich, Mr Mourne has accepted a CDM duel which will be arranged for some point in the near future. Rules have not yet been decided but I am sure he will come up with something clever and/or funny. No pressure…
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As our roam came to an end Waylan Yutani requested to duel me. I of course accepted and he suggested fighting in Cruisers. We made the 3 jumps to Todi were I have a small selection of ships including my favourite Vexor.
I plugged myself into the onboard systems and undocked only to re-dock immediately as it was severely damaged. Must have left it there in a bit of a state after a previous roam, how unlike me.
Repaired and ready to go I sailed ‘Baby on Board VI’ into the black vacuum. Waylan’s Thorax was already waiting outside the station and I suggested to meet up in a safe spot or at a planet but his cold response was; no, here outside the station. I started to explain I would take station aggro but didn’t complete my sentence as Aura warned me of the aggressors’ incoming fire.
Drones swiftly deployed from their hold and sped to the Thorax as I opened the drone only overview. ECM drones?! Crap! My small guns and webs made swift work of 3 Electronic Warfare Drones but before I could engage the 4th; space lit up in a satisfying blue light.
Waylan’s pod drifted in wreckage and grey plumes of smoke, circled by 2x T2 Ogres, 2x T2 Hammerheads and a T2 Hobgoblin…
The pleasant chap explained that this was the ship he had beaten Mynxee in many moons ago. I vaguely remembered a post of hers regarding this. Didn’t you offer to buy her a new ship, something about E-honour and the unfairness of ECM-Drones? Maybe I am wrong.
Anyways, Mr Yutani said I passed the test and I could now join his corp, lol! Nice meeting you chap and hope to see you again some day.
Watch this space…
What a weird dude. I had wondered what was going on when I passed by you guys in local.
ReplyDeleteI didn't realize you passed through system until I went through the chat log LOL!!
ReplyDeleteMan, nothing like plex pilots throwin cash around like a jackass. These are the same guys at strip clubs who think they're being awesome droppin a bil a lapdance at a strip club when the stripper would've only charged 20 bucks and they get the same damn thing anyways.
ReplyDeleteYou are a star Nashh and well done for Nicho for playing along. However, it does show us that the current bounty system is a bit borked but this chap clearly was missing some items from his tool-box!
ReplyDeleteLOL
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